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    Default Amy Winehouse's little Va-Jew-Jew

    AKA the Hellmouth

    By Mr. Atoz in Amy Winehouse

    Amy Winehouse has been something of a disappointment as a singer, but at least she… wait a minute, it’s coming to me…. No, she’s pretty much a failure at everything. She didn’t even have the common courtesy to die two years ago, when my death pool winnings would have paid a couple of months’ rent. The only area where Amy’s excelled is failure itself, something at which she’s a riproaring success. All of this is to say that Amy Winehouse is hardly your designated spokesperson for any product in the world. Least of all vaginal care:
    The makers of Mooncup, a new feminine hygiene product, are surveying women around the world, trying to break the taboo surrounding women’s reproductive organs…. To promote their product, Mooncup bosses are asking ladies to log onto loveyourvagina.com and reveal the nicknames they use for their vaginas.
    Amy surged right out of the gate and became the first celebrity to endorse this TMI trend. She logged onto the website and told the world, “I call it my little Va-Jew-Jew.” Thanks for the info, Amy. The body part I refer to as “my Boomstick” is now officially useless, and likely to remain that way until sometime around the summer solstice.
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    Ohhh the stories it could tell! *vomit*
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    She meant to say Va-Pew-Pew. I'm sure that twat smells like week old mackerel.
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    The body part I refer to as “my Boomstick” is now officially useless,
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Amy Winehouse has been something of a disappointment as a singer, but at least she… wait a minute, it’s coming to me…. No, she’s pretty much a failure at everything. She didn’t even have the common courtesy to die two years ago, when my death pool winnings would have paid a couple of months’ rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    She meant to say Va-Pew-Pew.
    Now that i believe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsChiff View Post
    Ohhh the stories it could tell! *vomit*
    Please do.
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    Eh, I think her vag is probably ok since junkies always have a hard time getting it up and that means Blake hasn't been near that for years. Before that she wasn't known for screwing around.
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    I think she should call it "old mossy face"

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    Listening to Back to Black right now wishing this bitch would get her va-jew-jew back to writing and recording.
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    Seriously. How many years of crackfailure has it been?
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Is it possible for Jews to excommunicate Amy Winehouse? They did it to Baruch Spinoza and he wasn't nearly as bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Please do.
    It's a horror flick and it would skeer you!!!! You'd never be the same.

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Seriously. How many years of crackfailure has it been?
    Awww I was waiting for your reply.. thought you'd have some snappy name for her vajj
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    I still maintain that "squishmitten" is the best word
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I still maintain that "squishmitten" is the best word
    That's more like it!!!!!!!!! That's a new one to me! Love it.
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