Jake Gyllanhaal Hit Somebody?

[fattymatty]

Found this at Drunken Stepfather:

I went to a restaurant called Garde Manager tonight with a girl. We were drinking innocently for a good hour, watching the gang of idiots file in and fill the place up….Then Jake Gyllanhaal walked in with a few chubby girls…..and everyone went nuts….Girls were screaming his name and he was basking in all the attention. You could tell dude thought he was god’s gift to the world…….They took over a table, everyone sucked up to him and he was the hero of the night…every one validated his celebrity.
He danced like on the bench of his and was throwing his arms in the air like he owned the world….I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his dance while acting like he was God’s gift to the world, so I decided to ask him a question….I walked up to his booth and asked the chubby girl he was with:

Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger….

An innocent joke….that apparently he couldn’t take…so he took his acting class lessons seriously as he started screaming in my face like a role he rehearsed…he started throwing his hands in the air all while saying things like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he meant business….but it was really a fucking joke…
I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…the girl I was with was stuck inside where Gyllanhaal decided to take out his anger on her….by pushing her into the table at least 10 times before his crew held him back….He beats girls….
Maybe these people aren’t used to being teased and everyone around them sucks up to them…so here he was shoving her against the table, hurting her, making her cry before his crew of handlers pulled him off her…
That is unacceptable….
He pretty much hit a girl….He bullied a girl…for no reason other than something I said hurt his ego, made him think he should show the world how tough he was, or whatever lie he was pulling, since if he was actually Heath Ledger’s friend, he probably would have been there for him in his low point…..save your lies and fabricated sincerity for the people who already suck up to you…the rest of us know you’re nothing but a woman beating actor…..
I’m no psychologist…but I will say that maybe dude is a homosexual…maybe he hangs with fat girls to make him feel important….maybe he beats up cute girls cuz he hates women….all while giving him security….
He is an actor. He doesn’t own the world. He is in Montreal for a few weeks…but for some reason montreal thinks he is above the law. They think he should be treated like a queen but really, when I see a dude hit a girl or shove a girl, I know he’s nothing but trash….but this is Real Life….This is not a movie….he should not be able to get away with this abuse…
The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. They support guys who are in movies who beat up women and turn around and throw out those women…
Jake Gyllanhaal has no respect. He is not what you see in movies. He is an ego with a horrible attitude and he hurts women because he isn’t man enough to actually fight a man….
Garde Manger, the restaurant that kicked us out is hanging onto their reputation, trying to stay cool, pretending they are legit, while disrespecting their patrons….their bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall even though he hit a woman….
Whether Gyllanhaal killed Australian actors by not stopping them from using drugs or not, he still has no right hurting an innocent girl…it is unacceptable and it needs to get out there…tell your friends…Jake Gyllanhaal hurt a girl…..he is not a man…he is a sick, drugged up, insecure celebrity who isn’t even important or relevant in the world…..
REMEMBER -> HE HIT A WOMAN….Bubble Boy hit a girl…at a restaurant called Garde Manger…Who seem to think it’s ok to hit girls.. so call them and tell them at (514) 678-5044
His crew was holding him back…..he beats up girls…
She wants to press charges and call the police but she is very shaken up right now….he really attacked her….this isn’t a joke…he is a horrible human….
More soon….

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[celeb_2006]

He's a celebrity, no harm no foul.

[Sarzy]

That sounds like absolute bullshit.

[Pippin69]

I can barely follow. It says he didn't hit her, then says 50 other times he did hit her. All in rambling sentences.

[fattymatty]

^ I kinda believe it. I read the blog regularly and he usually just makes fun of celebs. Not much gossip. He's been around for several years. I think he knows he'd be sued pretty quickly for posting something like that.

[aabbcc]

The guy that wrote this sounds like a real tool to me. He started the whole thing with his lame comment. If you don't like how someone is behaving, turn around in your seat, and mind your own damn business. It isn't that difficult.

What an ass.

[Brookie]

Set-up, much?

[MrsDark]

The girl was probably taking over (verbally harassing Toothy) where the jackass who got himself kicked out left off. Shoving someone away from you isn't quite the same as a beatdown. When he cold knocks a bitch in the face Snooki-style then I'll call him a woman beater.

Lesson: Don't start shit with someone if you don't want it back.

[PrincessJo291]

The girl was probably taking over (verbally harassing Toothy) where the jackass who got himself kicked out left off. Shoving someone away from you isn't quite the same as a beatdown. When he cold knocks a bitch in the face Snooki-style then I'll call him a woman beater.

Lesson: Don't start shit with someone if you don't want it back.

+1

[mtlebay]

I'll say a few words about this: my friend works in the movie industry in Montreal, hung with Jake two Thursdays ago at Garde Manger (super trendy resto/bar in Old Montreal). I can tell you those "few chubby girls" are his personal assistants, etc... They're apparantly very unfortunate-looking and are very protective of Jake. When they were there two Thursday nights ago, he had his back to the rest of the crowd; he's incognito and very low-key. I can't picture him walking in and everyone dropping their drinks and pointing at him as it's a very noisy and dimly-lit resto. He's in Montreal filming a movie and prolly went to the resto just to chill with a drink.

The author was obviously very drunk and was present when Jake was there, but I'm sure NOTHING of the sort that he's written. He just wants attention.

[Novice]

this blog seems fairly pointless to me... and was so hard to read.... maybe if they sue him, they could use some of the money going back to school to learn to write a sentence?

[baked_tater]

I'm bored. Here at work waiting for rain so I can close up.

So, I figured I would call that number.

Well it was an answer machine. And its closed on Sunday.

But it is the number for the place.

I don't know what to make of the story but. It sounds funny as hell.

[baked_tater]

I'm bored. Here at work waiting for rain so I can close up.

So, I figured I would call that number.

Well it was an answer machine. And its closed on Sunday.

But it is the number for the place.

I don't know what to make of the story but. It sounds funny as hell.

[McJag]

In the first place, that was such a vicious comment-that ass thought that was FUNNY? Twit. The rest of it sound like he winged it for character assassination purposes. I'm not buying it.

[lisalucy69]

The guy that wrote this sounds like a real tool to me. He started the whole thing with his lame comment. If you don't like how someone is behaving, turn around in your seat, and mind your own damn business. It isn't that difficult.

What an ass.

Set-up, much?

Exactly. Why would someone approach JG and make a joke about a friend's death and not expect him to be pissed? Did he think it would make Jake, or anyone else for that matter, laugh? This tool sounds like a classless piece of shit. A lot of times when i go out there is someone who annoys me, but I'm not gonna bring up their grandparent's death or cancer to get back at them. What an idiot.