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    We call this one “When Jesus Snubbed LiLo….” Madonna’s boytoy BF Jesus Luz reportedly snubbed a chance to rub elbows (a possibly bodily fluids) with a flirtatious Lindsay Lohan during a night out in Paris last week.
    The Brazilian-born DJ and budding spinner flew into the French capital to perform at the plush VIP Club, but J.L. got more than he bargained for when he got a call asking if the troubled screen star could spend the night hanging out with him.

    “Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz,” London’s Daily Mirror quoted a source as saying. “When Madge’s people got wind of it they put a block on it. Jesus wasn’t one to argue, he didn’t want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel,” said the insider.
    Jesus recently revealed that he feels “married” to the Queen of Pop, 51.
    “I consider myself a married man. I have a family…..” the 23-year-old allegedly told pals of his romance with the mother of four.

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    Oh, LiLo...please disappear for awhile (preferrably at rehab).

    I thought Jesus was a model. Now he's a DJ?

    Jesus recently revealed that he feels “married” to the Queen of Pop, 51.

    What an idiot.

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    'Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can he do this?'

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    She is so pathetic.
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    I had my mom guess Lindsay Lohans age from that pic. My mom said about 40. I said ' do you know who this is?' She said no. 'It's Lindsay Lohan, you know the one from Herbie*? She's 23' . Long pause..."WHAT?!??!? that doesn't even look like her!".

    Drugs are good.


    * mom likes that movie

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    “When Madge’s people got wind of it they put a block on it.
    So it wasn't really Baby Jesus who snubbed Lilo, it was Vadge. Which is understandable. She doesn't want the Herp or Lilo cooties brought home to her. (Vadge probably already has the Herp though.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    So it wasn't really Baby Jesus who snubbed Lilo, it was Vadge. Which is understandable. She doesn't want the Herp or Lilo cooties brought home to her. (Vadge probably already has the Herp though.)
    mrs jesus is ground zero for the herp !

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