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    Default Chynna Phillips goes to rehab for **drumroll please** Anxiety!

    Monday, February 15th 2010
    Chynna Phillips Is Anxious




    Chynna Phillips, one third of Wilson Phillips and Billy Baldwin's wife, checked herself into rehab over the weekend for anxiety. Chynna's manager is Lizzie Grubman so she could've taken a page out of her book and drove her SUV into a crowd of hos to deal with her anxiety, but she decided to get some help instead. Lizzie issued this statement (which smells like burnt skin and yellow nails):

    "After much thoughtful deliberation Chynna Phillips has checked herself into an undisclosed treatment facility for anxiety. With the full support of her family and friends, she is looking forward to her recovery. We ask that people respect her and her family's privacy at this time."

    This isn't all that surprising because when I first read about Chynna's father Flowers-in-the-Attic-ing Mackenzie Phillips, I wanted to eat a Xanax. So I'm sure it really fucked with Chynna's nerves. Hoooold on for one more day, Chynna, and get into this:

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    Soooooooo.

    Is she really in rehab for drugs, or is she really in a mental ward for anxiety?

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    Wtf is up with her name? Is it pronounced "Chin-Ah"? That's how it's fucking spelled!
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    How exactly does one rehab from anxiety? If she was going to a mental health facility, why didn't they say that?
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    is there rehab for everything nowadays? what happened to just going to a shrink?

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    Anxiety my ass.

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    I'm sure waking up knowing that you're Chynna Phillips sucks, but rehab for anxiety? Chynna's going to have to come up with a lot more than just anxiety to top Mackenzie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    If she was going to a mental health facility, why didn't they say that?
    Rehab sounds much more trendy and celebrity-ish. My guess is she's having a "rest" in a mental ward somewhere to deal with the fact that her daddy was probably giving her side eye. If I were her, I would probably have a nervous breakdown too - especially considering she's married to one of those damn Baldwins.

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    As for the name, if i remember right it was some convoluted shit about Grace Slick naming her kid China. Michelle supposedly "stole" the idea but changed the spelling to one she thought was "cool". Or somethin' like that.

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    So basically, in addition to being a whorebag, Michelle Phillips was a manatyy?

    And: Anxiety? Bitch please!
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    it doesn't say 'rehab', it says 'undisclosed treatment facility' so maybe it is a mental hospital? it's probably not, i'm just saying, the rehab thing didn't come from the actual statement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    it doesn't say 'rehab', it says 'undisclosed treatment facility' so maybe it is a mental hospital? it's probably not, i'm just saying, the rehab thing didn't come from the actual statement.
    Good point. The "rehab" stuff was something Michael K added, I guess.

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    Why is everyone going to rehab.. I guess it's good they're trying to heal up themselves and society but geez it's the thing to do. Maybe they just need time off. lol
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    Anxiety rehab must be awesome. I wish I was rich.

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