Hailey Glassman: Jon Gosselin is hung like a nine-year-old boy

[AgentOrange]

Hailey Glassman: Jon Gosselin is Hung Like a Nine-Year-Old Boy - Jon Gosselin



If you thought John Mayer's comments about Jessica Simpson
were bad, wait til you hear what Hailey Glassman has to say about Jon Gosselin!

In a shocking new interview with Steppin Out magazine, Hailey goes into details about Jon's manhood...or lake thereof!

"He's hung like a nine-year-old boy," she says. "I'm serious. This is true," she adds, even claiming he measures up to "3 inches."

"Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It's very noticeable. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny." said Hailey adding that she "would laugh about it with my mom."

And Jon is understandably annoyed by her making fun of his little peen. "He said, 'You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,'" Hailey recalls. "I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time."

The only thing more wrong than her interview is this magazine cover. The panties and leopard print scarf wore as a top is a big no-no! Do you think it was wrong of Hailey to talk about Jon's teeny tiny penis? Or does he deserve the humiliation?

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[greysfang]

We didn't need confirmation, we had already guessed. Thanks anyway.

[AgentOrange]

We didn't need confirmation, we had already guessed. Thanks anyway.

But she said he was the great love of her life! So what did she see in him? ( I guess you've already guessed that one too )

BTW she also said that she didn't want her 15 mins of fame and that "you can have them back I just want Jon" yet here she still is.

[MohandasKGanja]

I'm guessing a rapprochement is totally out of the question at this point.

[sputnik]

that picture is priceless. wtf!?
and i always think it's funny when chicks come out and say a guy has a small dick after they've gotten dumped. maybe it's true but what does that say about her? it doesn't change the fact that she stayed with his tiny penis and paraded around with it until he dumped her ass.

[Grimmlok]

is it wrong that I think the title obscured by her bad meth hair is "Stretchin Out"

[LynnieD]

I just love that she said it out loud...to a 'journalist' (if you want to call Stepping Out journalism). Love it.

Though she looks fucking beat in that photo. Whoa.

[greysfang]

Well, if some douchewad with a million kids cleaned out my life savings, I'd be crowing to anyone who would listen about how tiny and inefficient his dick was. You've been warned.

[Laurent]

"He said, 'You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,'" Hailey recalls.

Not sure which one to attribute the stupidity to - him or her - but one of them is extra moronic.

She looks like a $10 hooker on the cover.

[MohandasKGanja]

that picture is priceless. wtf!?
and i always think it's funny when chicks come out and say a guy has a small dick after they've gotten dumped. maybe it's true but what does that say about her? it doesn't change the fact that she stayed with his tiny penis and paraded around with it until he dumped her ass.

Anything probably looks tiny next to those giant water bongs she always has her face attached to.

[Pippin69]

And posing like that restores her I'm-not-a-goldigging-whore image, how?

[shedevilang]

Not sure which one to attribute the stupidity to - him or her - but one of them is extra moronic.

She looks like a $10 hooker on the cover.

Please don't put down $10 hookers that way, she is fugly. Bitch fell out the ugly tree, hit every branch twice then someone thought she was still alive and beat her with an ugly stick repeatdly

[Charmander]

Gross picture. But its funny how she talks about his weiner

[Palermo]

Another person we should never have had to be exposed to. A total idiot.

[nana51]

Geez, like we needed MORE information about Jon.