Does everyone remember Jennifer Lopez’s ridiculous bodysuit for her New Year’s Eve performance in New York? Of course we do. Personally, I’m still trying to Magic Erase that junk from my memory. Anyhoodle, the National Enquirer had a funny story about that bodysuit, and all of the hard work it took to get Jennifer into that monstrosity. The story is actually a little sad, if it is true. Jennifer was dieting for two months to fit into that junk!
Jennifer Lopez dieted and worked out for two months so she could squeez into a skintight catsuit for New Year’s Eve![From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 18 2010]
The 40year-old mother of two shed about 20 pound before her sizzling performance in Times Square, the Enquirer has learned.
“No one had any idea how hard J.Lo worked to get into that outfit,” a family source divulged to the Enquirer. “She spent the last two months toning up on a special diet and exercise regimen.”
Husband Marc Anthony put in a state-of-the art gym at their mansion in suburban New York to help her out, said the source. The result was a temperature-raising experience for the shivering revelers in Times Square, as well as TV viewers who watched J.Lo belt out her song “Waiting for Tonight” on “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.”
Here’s what I don’t get about this J.Lo Renaissance we are in the midst of - why? Why does Jennifer need this? Why does Jennifer need us to buy that she’s still hot and young and capable of pulling off a gross bodysuit? Is she trying to redo her former career as a singer and actress, her old glory days? Is she just narcissistic enough to think that now that a few years have passed, we’ve all been dying to relive La Vida Lopez? Or can she just not help herself? I mean, this is the woman who won’t shut up about how “layered” Monster-In-Law was, or how she deserved an Oscar for a film no one saw or cared about.
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J.Lo and Madonna both need to realize that they are in a different phase of their careers now, and stop embarrassing themselves.
More than a little pathetic.
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Her new purpose is to bore the living shit out of us.
Sorry Jennifer Lopez, the 'J.Lo ass' is so 2001 and passe.
Her body looked pretty good, the body suit sucked chicken butts.
I wish she and rat boy would just go away.
that scared me enough to turn the channel. i was like wtf is this shit....can't sing live either.
another year i claim of total indifference.
She looked awful in that catsuit, and not because of her body. It was just an awful fit and the crotch area is gross and somehow old lady looking. Don't want to see my grandma in a catsuit.
If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.
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Stupid outfit and this is the first time I've seen it.
Can I be the bitch here and say that while her body does look nice, it doesn't at all look like MONTHS worth of working out?
Well in her defence she did give birth to twins so it perhaps did take her months to look that good Her body does look great, but jesus h christ nobody wears shit like that any more Jlo! I get why she did it, because she was all naked and covered in crystals in the Waiting For Tonight video but that's just nasty. My eyes are totally drawn to her crotch, and not in a good way.
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