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    Santa Madonna is at it again. Well, saint/cougar/menopausal mascot Madonna is spreading some of her charitable goodness down South, and I'm talking way down South, in her boytoy's homeland of Brazil.

    During her stay, Madonna toured Rio de Janeiro with governor Sergio Cabral in tow, to scope out the Morro Dona Marta slum. Her, "visit to the shanty town with Mr. Cabral was part of a series of meetings to discuss social projects in the country." She also mingled among the likes of Rio Mayor Eduardo Paes at the home of a Brazilian billionaire to campaign her efforts. It looks like her majesty's generosity and concern for needy youth stretches beyond her Malawi efforts.

    Also on her Brazilian agenda was a visit with the mother of her 23 year-young Brazilian beau, Jesus Luz. Although there had been signs of disapproval in the past, looks like Luz's mama, Cristiane Regina Da Silva (only 15 years Maddie's junior), has accepted the now year-long relationship between her son and the Material Girl, as evidenced by Da Silva's appearance at the couple's hotel for an informal meet-up.

    Hmmmm. Visiting the country to set up a kid's charity? Do you have a possible interest in adopting a Brazilian baby, Madonna? If so, it might not be so easy getting Regina De Silva's consent.
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    What the hell is up with her face? And yup, count down to a new adoption.
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    I was thinking she is trying to adopt again!

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    She should adopt Jesus.

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    Was the Mothers name Mary?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    She should adopt Jesus.
    I was thinking the same thing!

    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Was the Mothers name Mary?
    Act normal and the crowd will accept you. Act deranged and they will make you their leader

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    menopausal mascot? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Was the Mothers name Mary?

    Isn't enough she's Madonna and he's Jesus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by word View Post

    Isn't enough she's Madonna and he's Jesus?

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    Luz's mama, Cristiane Regina Da Silva only 15 years Maddie's junior
    Only? I would love to see a pic of the two of them together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    menopausal mascot? lol
    Haha. Good one

    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    What the hell is up with her face? And yup, count down to a new adoption.
    It's fucked. She has carved it into a chipmunk style.

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    I am the same age as Madonna and I could not imagine being with a guy who is as old as a son. It is not right. Having looks and a figure and money and fame do not make you above all the rules. Ok..Rule out the looks part....
    Jack I swear.

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    The story is saying that Jesus' mom is 15 years younger than Madonna??? ("15 years Madonna's junior")

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    The story is saying that Jesus' mom is 15 years younger than Madonna??? ("15 years Madonna's junior")
    Yes! That's hilarious!

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    Well..I gotta give Madonna a pass on this one..who could resist hot hunky 23 year old 'Brazilian youth" ?
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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