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    Default Lindsay Lohan: "I've never been happier in my life!"

    Despite her father's shenanigans, a failing acting career and a disastrous foray into high fashion, Lindsay Lohan insists she's one very happy chick.
    "I've never been happier in my life," she insisted to us last night at the Nu Pop Movement watch launch at Kitson Men. "As long as my mom, my sister and my brother are happy, then I'm good."
    As for Papa Lohan, Linds couldn't help but take a few digs at the man who claims everything he reveals to the tabloids does is all in the name of helping his daughter...
    While browsing the new timepieces, designed by Jermaine Dupri and Pascal Mouawad, in the VIP area, a source tells us, "Lindsay picked up one of the watches and sarcastically said, 'I'm going to get this one for my dad.' She then rolled her eyes."
    Later in the night, Lindsay hit new West Hollywood hot spot Voyeur. As the paparazzi scrambled for her pic when she was leaving, she snickered, "Why don't you find my dad? He is the one that wants pictures."
    And what would a night out with Lindsay be without a little fender bender? The car she was riding in had a minor mishap outside of the club, bumping into the car in front of it. Her pal behind the wheel immediately backed up and drove off.
    As for the new album Lindsay has said she's planning on recording, it doesn't sound like it's happening anytime soon. "I can't say anything," she said, "because the person who I'm working with on the album I haven't officially signed with yet."
    Good thing there are so many parties to keep her busy.
    Lindsay Lohan: "I've Never Been Happier in My Life!" - E! Online

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    Right, Lilo. Say that often enough and eventually you might start to believe in it.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    she was probably in a crack fantasy when she said it
    Act normal and the crowd will accept you. Act deranged and they will make you their leader

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    "I've never been happier in my life" = I'm on Ecstasy.

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    It's a typo. What she meant to say was:

    "I've never been higher in my life."
    Act normal and the crowd will accept you. Act deranged and they will make you their leader

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    Is she trying to convince us or herself?
    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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    Her bullshit is just not interesting any more. I'm simply waiting on the obituary.
    We all like to think we're so special. But in the end, we all do the same stupid shit. - Dennis Miller


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    Well that is the purpose of drugs and alcohol, otherwise what's the point?
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    i bet she is not happy tomorrow when she gets sober
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Now now, do you think she ever actually gets sober?
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Now now, do you think she ever actually gets sober?
    Hah, you never know. There has to come a time when even this one runs out of money and drugs.
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    So in other words, she's getting better blow.

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    She's euphoric from all the booze and drugs, what else is new? I'm guessing her friends and family aren't as happy.

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    I wonder if she was high enough that she actually believed that bullshit.

    Happy trails to you...until we meet again.
    I love & miss you Dad.

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    perhaps she stole a new crack pipe?

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