Rachel Zoe fires Taylor Jacobsen

[mrs.v]

Chupa Fired Taylor!




People is saying that Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's right hand bitch Taylor Jacobsen was pink-slipped this morning for reasons unknown.
Taylor had this to say on her Twitter page: “Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”


Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."


Oh, I'm going to miss that mega bitch Taylor. First of all, nobody can unpack a box like she can (that's a good quality in a person). Second of all, Taylor was the only real bitch around those parts. She rolled threw "fuck that shit" looks at just the right moments and always said exactly what was dancing on my tongue. For example, when Brad was queefing sequins about dressing Anne Hathaway on stage at the Oscars, Taylor said that she'd rather die than do that shit. EXACTLY. Taylor is way too good to be wasting her acts of bitchery on Chupa.


Chupa Fired Taylor! | Dlisted


I know I'm not the only one that watches this shit!

[pookie207]

She should fire her husband's hair.

[Penny Lane]

Good.. Taylor was a bitch.

[olivia720]

wish I could've seen that.

[czb]

Originally Posted by Penny Lane

Good.. Taylor was a bitch.

maybe. but she was a good stylist and not a complete sycophant like rachel and that tuck-master brad.

[ang]

Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."

i seriously love michael k.

[fgg]

if she had any balls, she would have fired her long ago. no head of a company should take that from an employee.

[dolem]

Yeah, Taylor was a bitch. But, in her defense Rachel does seem like a terrible person to work for. She's more interested in gossiping and being best friends with her employees than she is in actually managing them.

I'm sort of embarrassed to admit I watched her show. I could not believe Rachel made Taylor decide who goes to Paris - isn't that a decision a boss makes?

[candace scandals &]

Originally Posted by ang

i seriously love michael k.

You beat me to quoting that line!

[fattymatty]

I liked her until the end of last season. When she refused to remove her glasses and laughed in their faces in that final ep, I wanted to smack her.

[00Kimmi00]

She got shit done.

[Laxmobster]

Originally Posted by candace scandals &

You beat me to quoting that line!

Me too! Taylor was a bitch but so was Rachel...I will say the show is a guilty pleasure!

[crackho]

I loved Taylor. Hope she gets her own show where she abuses stars and tells them to fuck off all the time.

[Classic Broad]

Originally Posted by crackho

I loved Taylor.

Maybe if Taylor has burst out into HEART-RACKING, DRAMATIC SOBS, like Rachel's gay husband, Brad; she would've kept her sh*tty job.

IMHO, Rachel treated her like shyte, she kept her around long enough to get Brad "trained," then she kicks her out?

And the way she threw Taylor under the bus about Paris - bitch, please. Taylor should've pink-slipped that scrawny-ass bytch!

[KrisNine]

There are way too many Taylor's for me to keep track of these days....