Sharon Osbourne says Susan Boyle looks like a 'slapped ass'

[kingcap72]

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Sharon Osbourne became one of my personal heroes when she de-weaved that skank Megan Hauserman last year. And Sharon brought the cuntery yet again when she went on a rant about the most famous person in the world, Susan Boyle, to Opie & Anthony (clip above).
Sharon sounded like a Dlisted comment come to life when she said, "I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse. God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy arsehole. She is a lovely lady. You just want to say 'god bless' and here's a Gillette razor."
If SuBo really looked like a hairy asshole, Tommy Girl's tongue would be permanently attached to her cheek.
But seriously, Sharon is like that cunty old aunt who tells you that you've got pregnant calves and armpits that look like a Shar Pei's cooch. Sharon isn't coming a mean place. Okay, maybe she is, but you still laughed. So you're an accessory to her bitchiness.
And FYI, here's what Sharon looked like BPS (before plastic surgery):

Pebbles the cat just fell in love for the second time.

Source: DListed
Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Looks Like A Furry No-No Hole

[McJag]

Well. She is forthright.

[Penny Lane]

Sharon comes up with insults I could only dream of creating. She's like the fucking Einstein of bitch-slaps.. or something like that.

[VenusInFauxFurs]

Sharon is a walking master class of cuntery.

[potato_chips]

Haha.... I must say.... now THAT was a good one!!!

[Brookie]

In this case, the old saying applies: "It takes one to know one."

[celeb_2006]

If it were anyone else that said this, all hell would break loose.

Somehows sharon gets a pass

[DolceVita]

British people use the phrase all the time so she is hardly original!
"Face like a slapped arse" is what we usually say oop north

[Sassiness]

And what she's said isn't entirely negative - she's stating the obvious (Susan ain't a looker) and then said she's stoked to see her do well.

[Sojiita]

Originally Posted by Brookie

In this case, the old saying applies: "It takes one to know one."

Exactly. This cow doing the talking is just a used up whore troweled in pancake makeup who herself is little better looking than a three week old infected war wound-and this cow does not have any endearing personality qualities to 'Bless' even-just an ability to be a raggedy mean bitch trying to desperately get attention and still matter to anyone at all. Fuck the hell off the planet to the bitch Osbourne.

[landerq]

For someone that didn't look much better than Susan before she got expensive plastic surgery, she should know first hand how hurtful such comments can be, whether true or not. I usually applaud any truly amusing ragging on celebs, but Sharon just isn't that funny here and is just kicking the dead dog to get attention, so to speak.

[Sojiita]

The woman has not ever presented herself as a 'great beauty' or anything, nor has she done anything to warrant an attack like this-especially upon her appearance. And if the bitch wanted to say that Susan was not particularly attractive while talking about her, then there is a way to say that without being unnecessarily and cruely bitchy-just say she is 'not particularly attractive' if you must.

For her to be targeted like this is just pathetic and says a hell of alot more about Sharon than Susan, and none of it good.

[Sarzy]

Sharon is absolutely vile. I've always hated her.

[Wiseguy]

She's a nasty bitch.

[Novice]

Originally Posted by kingcap72

Now I see where Kelly gets her "special" looks from...