Gwyneth Paltrow humiliated, says Lainey Gossip

immature · November 3rd, 2009, 02:07 PM

From Lainey Gossip at Star Magazine reports that Chris Martin cheats on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth

Gwyneth humiliated

Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again.

Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. But here’s why this report might be different. Because several magazines were investigating it a few days ago. I received calls about it on Saturday from other magazines. Chris and Kate were supposedly kissing in the open at a U2 show in Vegas two weeks ago in plain view. Which means that there was more than one witness. And each witness went to a tabloid. And each tabloid was scrambling to source it. And Star Magazine beat everyone else to the punch.Because their fact checkers are faster? Heh. Needless to say, reps for all three have issued denials. Because reps NEVER EVER lie.

The new issue of Star Magazine hits stands tomorrow. etalk has a special preview tonight. So should we believe it?

Well…

There's precedent. I’ve been telling you about Kate Bosworth. My sources told me she allegedly pursued Jim Sturgess relentlessly during 21 without respecting the fact that he had a girlfriend. She did the same recently with Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood. She does not seem to care. If she wants it, she goes for it. Must be a food deficiency. And of course whatever “happy” makes her happy.

As for Chris Martin… if you’ve been reading this site long enough, you already know about those old rumours. London was buzzing about something with a civilian nearly two years ago and more recently, Chris and Gwyneth hit a rough patch like this before that resulted in a positive resolution. But those were kept undercover. They were not blown out publicly with G plastered all over the papers, embarrassingly portrayed as the jilted, homely wife betrayed for a younger version of herself.

How utterly…common.

And that’s the humiliation, isn’t it? Not only is her husband cheating, but now it’s become supermarket material. Gwyneth’s face alongside Jon & Kate plus 8. In her circle, this s the ultimate insult.

And you hate her so much, you’ll probably say she deserves it. Yeah, Gwyneth deserves a lot of snark, she deserves your derision a lot of the time too. But she doesn’t deserve a prick ass husband and a skank crank hag who always hankers for what doesn’t belong to her.

Watch etalk tonight for more details on what Kate and Chris were doing and how flagrantly they behaved afterwards.

crackho · November 3rd, 2009, 02:20 PM

Well, I guess any straight man will only slip his dick into frozen fishsticks for so long before he starts looking for something a little warmer.

Grimmlok · November 3rd, 2009, 02:30 PM

He got his GOOP on another bitch. HAH.

Beeyotch · November 3rd, 2009, 02:32 PM

Yeah well I hate to stick up for Goopy but if it's so bad he should divorce fishsticks, not use it as an excuse to openly fuck around. And no attempt at discretion either, what an asshole. On the other hand, I never knew Kate Bosworth was such a brazen hussy.

crackho · November 3rd, 2009, 02:39 PM

Fishsticks is just waiting for Madonna's clit to get just a little bit bigger so it penetrates her gills enough. It should be bigger than Chris Martin's dick by year's end with the right 'roids, and then fishticks and the Vadge can move to England for good.

LynnieD · November 3rd, 2009, 02:39 PM

I buy it.....I can totally see this.

bellini · November 3rd, 2009, 02:40 PM

Kate Bosworth? That seems so random for some reason.

But can I say: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! and

If anyone deserves to be cheated on, it's that smug, pretentious bitch.

(I do feel sorry for the kidlets if they get divorced though)

Beeyotch · November 3rd, 2009, 02:43 PM

I like your cruel, cold-hearted ways, bellini.

crackho · November 3rd, 2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bellini

(I do feel sorry for the kidlets if they get divorced though)

Yeah, cause they will probably get stuck living with fishsticks forever.

AgentOrange · November 3rd, 2009, 03:15 PM

Star Magazine | News | Coldplay: Gwyneth Paltrow's Husband Kissing Another Blonde

The Internet is already abuzz with Star's exclusive story about Coldplay frontman Chris Martin's hot make-out session with a beautiful blonde who wasn't Gwyneth Paltrow. In fact, the Brit singer was locking lips with his better half's good friend, Kate Bosworth!

"I couldn't believe my eyes," an eyewitness tells Star in our Nov. 16 issue. "There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!"

But we can't give you all the details here. You'll have to pick up Star magazine when it hits newsstands starting Wednesday.