Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler swap STD's

[mrs.v]

This Was Bound To Happen




If Gerard Slutler and HoHan are in a room together, you better believe that STD-infused saliva bombs will fly in a quick minute. So it's no surprise that the two reportedly made the free clinic proud by tongue fucking each other at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween.



Shortly after The Mirror spotted the two making out, HoHan apparently told them (for some reason), “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.” A few beats later, the two jumped in a golf cart and rode off to exchange genital germs in the night. Totally romantic.


Both Gerard and HoHan will fuck a toilet if it winked at them, so this was going to happen sooner or later. I'm sure that when the toxic fumes cleared, they both cleaned off their fuck parts with a fire extinguisher and went back out to hunt for their next victim.


And how much do you want to bet that they both tried to pick each other up the next night not realizing that they got it on the night before? Such is the life of a true slut. It happens to all of us.


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[yoyoma]

Is there any actor out there that Lindsay won't go for...?
I see her ending up like Tara in a few years, trying to get
into a club and being turned away while the new "it" girls
make fun of her misfortunes...

[KrisNine]

What the fuck is wrong with him? Honestly, I don't think he's all that, but why would he choose her? She's nothing but a fucked up mess.

[yoyoma]

Originally Posted by KrisNine

What the fuck is wrong with him? Honestly, I don't think he's all that, but why would he choose her? She's nothing but a fucked up mess.

She's easy? It's still all kinds of wrong...
I think she will be with anyone that will get her
name in the tabs...

[potato_chips]

As trashy and skanky as Lindsay is, I have to admit, I'd fuck her, even if I'd need to wear 3 condoms. I bet she's good in the sack, too. I'm pathetic.

[sprynkles]

Not with those wax lips!^^^

[PoisonGirl]

He's super hot but if he f*cks her, I think a part of me will die.

[word]

It was bound to happen. Place Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler in the same room (or even in just the same country) –– voila! — you have the perfect tabloid tale since they’re both often the subjects of wrongly reported romance rumors.
And that is precisely what was done by the British papers like the Mirror, the Daily Mail, and a slew of bad bloggers.
The Mirror kicked it all off by claiming that, at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco, Lohan “was locking lips with gorgeous RocknRolla star Gerard.” The tab alleged they were first “dirty dancing,” and “ended up in a corner snogging [kissing], followed by more dancing and flirting.” Next, reported the tab, “we saw them leaving together.”
Here’s what’s true: They were in Morocco.
Here’s what’s not true: Everything else.
Lohan tells Gossip Cop it’s “such a lie!”
And if that’s not enough, better look out, because a rep for Butler told Gossip Cop, “It is completely untrue and we are taking action against these claims.”
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[Chilly Willy]

Nooooooooooooo.

[cmmdee]

Originally Posted by word

And if that’s not enough, better look out, because a rep for Butler told Gossip Cop, “It is completely untrue and we are taking action against these claims.”
source

Hilarious. You know it can't be true because Gerard will fuck anyone. If he's suing, he's pissed!

[sluce]

Even he doesn't want his rep destoryed by being linked to her. So sad.

[ana-mish-ana]

I dont blame him - alhough wasnt there rumours of Parasite Hilton being linked with him- shes worse than Lohan.

[Laurent]

If Gerard Butler denies fucking you, you must be a sad case.

[crackho]

Originally Posted by potato_chips

As trashy and skanky as Lindsay is, I have to admit, I'd fuck her, even if I'd need to wear 3 condoms. I bet she's good in the sack, too. I'm pathetic.

Hey bro, you need a ride to the clinic yet?

I don't get the Lindsay appeal body wise, because I think she looks a little too pasty and droopy and all that. or maybe its because I like dick. But depending on how fucked up she was, she may be ok in the sack.

Tell you what. You go unglue the Lindsay snatch off of Gerard and I'll take care of him from there.

[greysfang]

If Gerard is denying it, it didn't happen. That manwhore will fuck anything.