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    Ryan Seacrest Has A Stalker




    A man named Chidi Uzomah was arrested at the E! building in Los Angeles this morning after he showed up asking for Ryan Seacrest. Security recognized Chidi as a known Seacrest-stalker and immediately called the police. It was game over for Chidi after that.


    Last month, Chidi was sentenced to three months probation and was ordered to stay away from Gaycrest after he pleaded guilty to attacking one of Ryan's bodyguards outside of a charity event in Orange County, CA. When Chidi was searched today, the cops found a knife on him and a personal check from Joel McHale. I made up that last up.


    Maybe Chidi thinks Ryan will lead him to a big pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Somebody should tell Chidi he has the wrong bitch. And Chidi's family was unavailable for comment because they were too busy bawling on the floor out of embarrassment.



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    this guy needs to set his sights a whole lot higher.
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    Default For some unknown reason, Ryan Seacrest has a stalker



    A man named Chidi Uzomah was arrested at the E! building in Los Angeles this morning after he showed up asking for Ryan Seacrest. Security recognized Chidi as a known Seacrest-stalker and immediately called police. It was game over for Chidi after that.
    Last month, Chidi was sentenced to three months probation and was ordered to stay away from Gaycrest after he pleaded guilty to attacking one of Ryan's bodyguards outside of a charity event in Orange County, CA. When Chidi was searched today, the cops found a knife on him and a personal check from Joel McHale. I made up that last up.
    Maybe Chidi thinks Ryan will lead him to a big pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Somebody should tell Chidi he has the wrong bitch. And Chidi's family was unavailable for comment because they were too busy bawling on the floor out of embarrassment.

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    A personal check from Joel McHale. And that guy reminds me of Jimmie Walker.

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    We posted at the same, Mrs. V.

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    Again!We need to stop meeting like this
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    Ryan forgot to tip his male prostitute?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Again!We need to stop meeting like this
    Especially when it involves Ryan Seacrest. That's just wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Ryan forgot to tip his male prostitute?
    BWAHAHA!!! That's what I was thinking. Or something along the lines of "you promised to call meeeeeeeeee".

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    Sorry, but he looks more like a psycho killer than a stalker.
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    He's a pleasant-looking dude.

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