sad. I thought she was very talented too. she was fabulous in Girl Interrupted and was robbed of her oscar.
This is such a shame, she's really quite a good actress.Wednesday, October 28th 2009 Yes, Brittany Murphy Is Still Crazy
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TMZ reports that the cops were called to Brittany Murphy's Hollywood house at 2:30 this morning after neighbors say she was screaming on her balcony about hearing gun shots in her yard. When officers strolled up, Brittany continued to freak out about the supposed shoot out. After conducting a short investigation (aka using their common sense for two seconds), the police figured out that the noise was coming from an angry generator.
And upon further further inspection, they declared the generator NOT GUILTY, because the noise was actually Brittany Murphy's weather balloon lips popping again. Don't worry though, the cops drove her to the nearest gas station and attached her lips to an air pump. So Britt is back to normal.
You know, I shouldn't make fun of this crazy since I have been known to jump in bushes after hearing a car's engine backfire. You never know when a Mop Head, or a Wonky, or a Hagel is coming after your ass.
Posted by: Michael K
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FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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sad. I thought she was very talented too. she was fabulous in Girl Interrupted and was robbed of her oscar.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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^ She was amazing in that.
Her face looks like a funhouse now.
I'm surprised the cops came out at all. When I lived in LA, I called 911 bc some guy was in my front yard shouting racist insults and firing a gun. The 911 operator asked me if anyone was injured, and I said not that I can see, but I'm not going out there to investigate bc there's a CRAZY GUY WITH A GUN (obvious, right?).
She told me to call back if anyone gets hurt or if he threatens anyone.
Thanks a lot.
wouldn't the threat be implied? I mean, why else bring the gun?
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Brittany Murphy is a has-been. Wait - that would imply that she actually was somebody. This chick is never going to straighten up and get her shit in one bag.
I don't know why I feel so much dislike for her, but I do.
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They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Ugh! That happened to my husband a few months ago. My husband called 911 to report a break in, then ran over to the neighbor's house to stop the robbery (3 teens breaking the backdoor and back windows, entering the house) and the cops showed up an hour later. By then of course the robbers had fled and couldn't be found in the community and my husband sat on the curb waiting the whole time pissed. They said it there was a mix up because there was a "shift change" with the police officers!!! Assholes! Then they show up and my husband describes the guys and the cops say, "Yeah, we have been looking for those guys for weeks. They keep breaking into houses and cars in this neighborhood. Call us if you see them again, we want to catch them." Yeah, because you were so helpful the first time, huh?
And Brittany is allegedly a junkie from what I remember, right?
Too bad she's a crackie,she was cute and had talent.
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
I thought she was Jordache Junkie as well...
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