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    Wednesday, October 28th 2009 Yes, Brittany Murphy Is Still Crazy





    TMZ reports that the cops were called to Brittany Murphy's Hollywood house at 2:30 this morning after neighbors say she was screaming on her balcony about hearing gun shots in her yard. When officers strolled up, Brittany continued to freak out about the supposed shoot out. After conducting a short investigation (aka using their common sense for two seconds), the police figured out that the noise was coming from an angry generator.

    And upon further further inspection, they declared the generator NOT GUILTY, because the noise was actually Brittany Murphy's weather balloon lips popping again. Don't worry though, the cops drove her to the nearest gas station and attached her lips to an air pump. So Britt is back to normal.

    You know, I shouldn't make fun of this crazy since I have been known to jump in bushes after hearing a car's engine backfire. You never know when a Mop Head, or a Wonky, or a Hagel is coming after your ass.


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    sad. I thought she was very talented too. she was fabulous in Girl Interrupted and was robbed of her oscar.
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    ^ She was amazing in that.

    Her face looks like a funhouse now.

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    I'm surprised the cops came out at all. When I lived in LA, I called 911 bc some guy was in my front yard shouting racist insults and firing a gun. The 911 operator asked me if anyone was injured, and I said not that I can see, but I'm not going out there to investigate bc there's a CRAZY GUY WITH A GUN (obvious, right?).

    She told me to call back if anyone gets hurt or if he threatens anyone.

    Thanks a lot.

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    wouldn't the threat be implied? I mean, why else bring the gun?
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    wouldn't the threat be implied? I mean, why else bring the gun?
    You would think! Maybe I just had a bitchy / retarded 911 operator.

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    Brittany Murphy is a has-been. Wait - that would imply that she actually was somebody. This chick is never going to straighten up and get her shit in one bag.

    I don't know why I feel so much dislike for her, but I do.

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    Shame she's messed her face too. She used to be cute.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cali View Post
    You would think! Maybe I just had a bitchy / retarded 911 operator.
    That's possible. We called 911 once, waited an hour for the police to show and called again. "Oh, were you serious?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by twinkie the kid View Post
    Brittany Murphy is a has-been. Wait - that would imply that she actually was somebody. This chick is never going to straighten up and get her shit in one bag.

    I don't know why I feel so much dislike for her, but I do.
    Brittany Murphy has talent - that gives her a leg up on many in Hollywood. You know, an actress that can ACT... she's got issues now but hopefully she can straighten up and get it together. maybe divorce that douchebag
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    We called 911 once, waited an hour for the police to show and called again. "Oh, were you serious?"
    Ugh! That happened to my husband a few months ago. My husband called 911 to report a break in, then ran over to the neighbor's house to stop the robbery (3 teens breaking the backdoor and back windows, entering the house) and the cops showed up an hour later. By then of course the robbers had fled and couldn't be found in the community and my husband sat on the curb waiting the whole time pissed. They said it there was a mix up because there was a "shift change" with the police officers!!! Assholes! Then they show up and my husband describes the guys and the cops say, "Yeah, we have been looking for those guys for weeks. They keep breaking into houses and cars in this neighborhood. Call us if you see them again, we want to catch them." Yeah, because you were so helpful the first time, huh?



    And Brittany is allegedly a junkie from what I remember, right?

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    Too bad she's a crackie,she was cute and had talent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    Ugh! That happened to my husband a few months ago. My husband called 911 to report a break in, then ran over to the neighbor's house to stop the robbery (3 teens breaking the backdoor and back windows, entering the house) and the cops showed up an hour later. By then of course the robbers had fled and couldn't be found in the community and my husband sat on the curb waiting the whole time pissed. They said it there was a mix up because there was a "shift change" with the police officers!!! Assholes! Then they show up and my husband describes the guys and the cops say, "Yeah, we have been looking for those guys for weeks. They keep breaking into houses and cars in this neighborhood. Call us if you see them again, we want to catch them." Yeah, because you were so helpful the first time, huh?



    And Brittany is allegedly a junkie from what I remember, right?
    yeah, isn't she supposed to be "Jordache Junkie"?
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    I thought she was Jordache Junkie as well...

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    Yep, that sounds right!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Shame she's messed her face too. She used to be cute.That's possible. We called 911 once, waited an hour for the police to show and called again. "Oh, were you serious?"

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