David Boreanaz cheated on pregnant wife? Say it isn't so, Angel!

greysfang · October 22nd, 2009, 05:52 PM

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Thursday, October 22nd 2009
Angel, How Could You?

Word around the Internet is that David Boreanaz has been passing his fuck bone around to ladies who aren't his wife. Star Magazine is saying that David pulled a Billy Crudup by humping on the down low while his wifey was carrying their baby friend. Angel is no angel.

Apparently, David has been carrying on with the trick in the picture above whose name is Rachel Uchitel. Rachel is a NYC events planner and she met David last spring at his 40th birthday party. Their genitals immediately started dripping for each other, and they started to have an affair. For the next few months, they would bump it in either NYC or L.A. Some source said, “David would walk in the door, and they’d have sex right away. Every time I have sex with you is like the first time.”

After a while, Rachel begged David to throw his wife and two kids into the gutter so that they could be together. David promised Rachel that he would leave his wife, but we all know how that works. Rachel finally dumped David after he called her from the delivery room while his was wife was popping out their new baby. The source added, “He was on the phone with Rachel, giving updates. That grossed her out, because she felt that should have been private.”

So, let me wrap my head around this for a quick second. Rachel's skin is crawling over David giving her the details of his wife's birth, but licking his wife's dried up pregnant vagina juice off his peen doesn't gross her out? Makes sense.

However, that picture above should really gross her out. I mean, why must us slut whore skanks always pucker up like that in pictures? I always have to check myself whenever I start to pucker up like I'm a child beauty pageant contestant. It's never a good look.

I really hope this isn't true. One more Hollywood dude I liked turning into a manwhore. Maybe I should just give up on the breed.

MohandasKGanja · October 22nd, 2009, 05:58 PM

I thought he was a good guy, too. I don't know if there is anything worse than a guy who cheats on his pregnant wife.

And Jaime Bergman is his wife (see below). If this is true, he must have a brain tumor or something:

LynnieD · October 22nd, 2009, 05:59 PM

Unfortunately, I totally believe it.

Karistiona · October 22nd, 2009, 06:03 PM

Dammit, I liked him and now he's spoiled it! His wife is beautiful, but I guess for some guys it's not about looks.

AliceInWonderland · October 22nd, 2009, 07:34 PM

lol lots of guys cheat on pregnant partners. not surprised if true....

Beeyotch · October 22nd, 2009, 07:53 PM

I think it's one of the shittiest things to cheat on your pregnant wife. Mark of a true asshole.

mrs.v · October 22nd, 2009, 07:55 PM

Cochino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heart_leigh · October 22nd, 2009, 08:02 PM

I always thought he looked like a dick so it would hardly be shocking if he did that to his pregnant wife.

BBDSP · October 22nd, 2009, 08:56 PM

Before he was married to his current wife, I guess when he was younger and struggling, he was married to someone who was a teacher or a social worker or something like that.

After he got 'big," he divorced her and married a Playmate.

So, yeah, I guess I'd believe it.

WhoAmI · October 22nd, 2009, 09:24 PM

What kind of loser marries a Playmate? Eww. Disease city.

MohandasKGanja · October 22nd, 2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WhoAmI

What kind of loser marries a Playmate? Eww. Disease city.

You'd be amazed at the number of guys who married Playboy Playmates. Examples are Jimmy Connors (tennis player), Fred Dryer (football player and actor), Ian Ziering (90210). Diane Lane's mom is a former Playboy Playmate.

WhoAmI · October 22nd, 2009, 10:04 PM

Yeah, Ian Ziering is full of win!

Pippin69 · October 22nd, 2009, 10:22 PM

Scumbag if it's true. Didn't she have a complicated pregnancy, too?

Seapharris7 · October 22nd, 2009, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

You'd be amazed at the number of guys who married Playboy Playmates. Examples are Jimmy Connors (tennis player), Fred Dryer (football player and actor), Ian Ziering (90210). Diane Lane's mom is a former Playboy Playmate.

Exactly. All those boys who grew up to be famous/rich men idealizing Hugh wouldn't think twice about dating/marrying a playmate. But it me it's along the lines of marrying a stripper or porn star... just because they look sexy or do naughty things on stage/camera - doesnt mean you'll be getting that treatment ALL the time... and chances are she wont want to do that all the time because she does it for a living for other guys. And then you get to put up with the rest of her... her money grubbing, bitchiness/bad days, and her not giving you what you want because you were stupid enough to marry the town's cow

DeChayz · October 22nd, 2009, 11:02 PM

Maaaaaaan, I don't want to hear this!