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    Default LaToya Jackson knows too much!

    Detective La Toya Knows Too Much




    Detective La Toya has learned the hard way that getting to the bottom of EVERYTHING can be dangerous! The road to the truth is a deadly one, and friends of Detective La Toya says that she knows this now. Apparently, Det. La Toya thinks the same evil doers who "killed" Michael Jackson are coming for her. Agatha Christie, get your pen out!
    One source told the National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy), “La Toya is convinced someone paid Michael’s personal physician, Conrad Murray, to kill him because they stood to gain up to $1 billion from his death. La Toya has been telling pals she can name the mysterious people Michael’s doctor was working with when Michael died. She is convinced they killed her brother and wouldn’t hesitate for a moment to kill her as well. She says too many people have got too much to lose if the truth gets out. She fears for her life. She says her information is explosive and that Dr Murray did not act alone in Michael’s death. She’s extra cautious now of the people she talks to and the places she goes. She only goes to crowded restaurants and refuses to go the supermarket when it’s dark outside.


    Just to be safe, Detective La Toya should wrap a white blanket around her every time she goes outside. And she should only travel in the basket on Henry Thomas' bike!


    But seriously, Detective La Toya's instincts are always right on, so she better learn some ninja moves and keep a pistol under her deerstalker cap at all times.


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    I believe her!!!!!!!

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    lol @ her pic
    It says sluce gets off easy and is a good time. Cash ONLY. Sluce ... and a cast of many

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    "Someone" stood to gain by MJ's death? It should be obvious who she's talking about.
    Don't fear the reefer..

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    Leave it to Toyota to turn the focus on herself. Michel Jackson's death has done so much for his siblings careers! Isn't it a joyous thing
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    Her spacey picture doesnt exactly look like someone who knows too much...snort...she looks like yoko ono

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    "Someone" stood to gain by MJ's death? It should be obvious who she's talking about.
    Her, leather face, and their other broke ass family members.
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    She only goes to crowded restaurants and refuses to go the supermarket when it’s dark outside.

    She is such a quack. I love it.

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    She could play a villain in a horror movie.
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    "Is the restaurant crowded enough for me to come in?"
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Aw, don't compare her to ET. He's adorable.
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    This is the first time Latoya's ever been accused of 'knowing too much' about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post


    "Is the restaurant crowded enough for me to come in?"
    It says sluce gets off easy and is a good time. Cash ONLY. Sluce ... and a cast of many

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post


    "Is the restaurant crowded enough for me to come in?"
    Her neck is just like ET's.

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    La Toya is a constant entertainment. She cant sing for shit but man she is funny.
    You lost me at hello.

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