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    Red face Jessica Simpson declines a brain sandwich (dumb move), thinks burkas are sexy (see?)

    essica Simpson was offered a brain sandwich for a snack.

    The blonde star has recently been working in Morocco filming her new TV show 'The Price of Beauty', and got squeamish when offered the local delicacy.

    She said: "We definitely had our moments. Somebody threw a bun in front of me, and I was supposed to make a brain sandwich. You know, that's not really something I want to partake in!"

    Despite the experience, Jessica loved her time in the country and says she found it "really empowering" to realise how much power women can hold without bearing their flesh.

    She explained to OK! magazine: "The women there are incredible. Such powerful people, and going in, you would think that the women would be repressed, but there was nothing repressed about the women. The woman owns the house, she's in complete control.

    "She stays covered to keep herself for her man, so everything is through her eyes. When somebody can carry themselves very confident, sexy, all-knowing, and be completely covered, it's all about what's inside of them.

    "It's about what you define as beautiful. I love Morocco."

    Meanwhile, the singer-and-actress has admitted she wants to try online dating.

    The unlucky-in-love star - who was previously married to singer Nick Lachey and saw her romance with American football player Tony Romo end on the day before her 29th birthday in July - has never tried using the internet to find a partner, but is eager to give it a go.

    She said: "Online dating?! Anybody can find love online, I guess, but I've never tried to find love online, I have to say."

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    shoulda eaten that sandwich..
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    Despite the experience, Jessica loved her time in the country and says she found it "really empowering" to realize how much power women can hold without bearing their flesh.
    And here I thought singing and washing my car in my bikini was empowering...
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    is it wrong that i love how dumb she is?
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    God it's hard to believe someone can be this stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    is it wrong that i love how dumb she is?
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    She also thought it was cool that chickens could be so empowered by living underwater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    is it wrong that i love how dumb she is?
    TOTALLY WRONG. Where's your compassion and tolerance toward the weak, immature, and naive part of society?.. oh wait, bahhhhhahahahaha!!!
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    Well, when your Dad tells a reporter how DD your boobs are then it's not exactly surprising that she's never been encouraged to use her brain for anything useful or to find men who value her for anything else.

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    That's one less brain she'll never have.

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    I thought she used to claim that she DID try online dating because it was the only way she could meet people who weren't using her for her fame or something.

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    The woman owns the house, she's in complete control.
    "She stays covered to keep herself for her man, so everything is through her eyes. When somebody can carry themselves very confident, sexy, all-knowing, and be completely covered, it's all about what's inside of them.
    Yeah, the women are in complete control of the house, which is why they wear the burkas and not the men. Damn, she's dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sundance View Post
    God it's hard to believe someone can be this stupid.
    +1
    Maybe she wants to be portrayed as dumb in the media - I've heard that a while ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by word View Post
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    Maybe she wants to be portrayed as dumb in the media - I've heard that a while ago.
    But does she have to be so good at it??
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    Poor Jess. Even when she tries to sound intelligent, she comes across as clueless.


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    Yeah, women have loads of control over there. Maybe in the house but don't step outside without a male relative or you will be shot or jailed. She is beyond stupid. She disgusts me that she fell for their lame excuses as to why they cover themselves. It's because the men own them and no one dare look at their property but them, plain and simple.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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