Joe Jackson will eat dinner with you for $3000

[mrs.v]

If you have an extra $3000 sitting around the house and don't know what to do with it, Joe Jackson will be happy to take it off your hands for you and in return will sit down with you at dinner. Umm, seriously? Why in the hell would I want to sit down to dinner with Joe Jackson?

The dinner with Joe is part of the Platinum Package being offered by Bian Variani and Las Vegas Magazine. As you can see in the invitation below, for the $3000 you do get more than just watching Joe gum his food and beat your kids. You get two nights at The Palms and a copy of Joe's book. WTF? Joe wrote a book? "How To Make Money off Your Kids" Chapter 1 - "Beat Them"

Of course you also get dinner and tickets to see the movie and free popcorn and soda.

Thanks Shawn


Fashion Designer, Bian Variani in collaboration with LVH Magazine, Brenden Theatres and Seven&Company present Michael Jackson's "This is it". Please see the below for our 2 Packages available, "Platinum VIP" @ $3,000.00 (Oct. 26 & 27th) per person and "VIP" @ $300.00 (Oct. 27) per person.

Platinum VIP PACKAGE: $3,000.00

Monday, October 26, 2009

Palms Casino Resort * Brenden Theatres at the Palms


3:00 p.m. – Hotel Check-in (complimentary hotel room with Platinum VIP package) Single/Double: One deluxe room for two nights **For upgrades and additional room nights inquire with hotel registration

5:30 p.m. – Pick up Registration Packet * Simon’s Restaurant * Palms Place * Palms Casino and Resort.

Copy of “Joseph Jackson: "Man In The Mirror, Father of the First Family of Music” Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine, Special Commemorative Edition. Collectible laminated Platinum VIP credential & wristband.

1/8th of a page in this Special Commemorative Edition of the Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine

6:00 p.m. – Private Dinner with Mr. Joseph Jackson at Simon’s Restaurant Presented by Celebrity Chef “Kerry Simon” at Palms Place & Resort including photo opportunity and autograph signing

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Brenden Theatres at the Palms

6:30 p.m. – “Joseph Jackson & Family” Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation Seating, Reserved Seating (show credential & wristband) Brenden Theatres Lobby

7:30 p.m. – “Joseph Jackson & Family” Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation

8:00 p.m. – “Michael Jackson’s This Is It” Film Seating, Reserved Seating (movie ticket included/show credential) Complimentary popcorn & soda (concession coupon included)

8:55 p.m. Mr. Joseph Jackson Thanks the viewers and the fans for watching his Son’s movie with him in this Special VIP Brenden’s movie theater.

9:00 p.m. – “Michael Jackson’s This Is It ” Film Showing

10:30 p.m. – Opening Night Party * MOON Nightclub at Palms Casino Resort, Featuring the music of

Michael Jackson, Champagne Toast, Platinum VIP Area Access (show credential & wristband)

*Times subject to change

Crazy Days and Nights: Joe Jackson Will Eat Dinner With You For $3000

[msdeb]

Father of the first family of music? LOLOL

[kingcap72]

Joe takes pimping your kids out for money to new lows.

[thunder&lightning]

no thank you.

[Brookie]

Hey, I thought the First Family of Music was the Von Trapps.... and I'd much rather donate the $3,000 to them.

[twitchy2.0]

He'd have to pay me a lot more than three grand.

[McJag]

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

He'd have to pay me a lot more than three grand.

See, I'd go to lunch with him & not charge more than one thou.

[potato_chips]

I wouldn't even pay $3000 for dinner with anybody!!!

[sharky]

Does the $3,000 include Joe Jackson beating you?

[RevellingInSane]

What buffoon is going to do this? I don't underestimate the stupidity of people anymore after somebody paid over five grand to have breakfast with an actor on a show last year.

[word]

Originally Posted by mrs.v

If you have an extra $3000 sitting around the house and don't know what to do with it, Joe Jackson will be happy to take it off your hands for you and in return will sit down with you at dinner.

wtf

[Seapharris7]

.... Umm... and? WTF is he going to say to me at dinner that he hasnt yapped about to the media already?

How he just "knows Michael" will LOVE his new music BS he prompting? Or how he'll just simply appreciate his children, whom he shielded basically their whole lives, are on the damn television?

[Elisa]

If we didn't understand before, I think we now understand why Michael kept his distance from all of his family members and why he was so fucked in the head. Is there anybody in this family who hasn't raped his corpse since he died? Is there anyone who hasn't gone after his estate since he died?

I'm especially looking forward to that little spitfire Paris turning 18 and cutting ties with them all like her Daddy. She's the one I think is going to put them all in their damn place!

Ex-Wife to Jermaine: Yo' Mama Pays My Bills

Ex-Wife to Jermaine: Yo' Mama Pays My Bills | TMZ.com

Let's be clear here: Jermaine isn't paying anyone's bills nor is Mama. They're all using Michael's money. Michael financially supported his mother, Jermaine, Jermaine's gazillion kids and ex wives etc. for years. He was the breadwinner for the whole damn family and extended family!

[rollo]

^ And he still spent money like water on himself!

They are all drowning in debt and Michael joined them. Too bad with all his indiscretions, he couldn't make money fast enough for any of them.

They will all have to write tell-all books.

[Elisa]

Originally Posted by rollo

^ And he still spent money like water on himself!

True, but at least he had some means to pay it back (ie Beatles catalogue etc). He was cash poor; but rolling in asset dough.