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    Wink Suri Cruise is a stuck up bitch to paps already

    Every celebrity has their own signature for dealing with the paparazzi. Miley Cyrus flashes the peace sign. Gwyneth Paltrow bats her weariest stinkeye. Britney Spears gives out her number. And likewise, three-year-old Suri Cruise is developing her own personal calling card.

    Tom Cruise's lawyer was giving a lecture at Harvard, and Tom dropped by for the full Legally Blonde experience. Staying to answer questions afterwards, he talked about how Suri sets limits with the paparazzi, the Harvard Law Record reports. When they're trailing her, she'll snippily ask, "Why is this person following me?" And when they get too close, she'll hold out her hand and cry, "Personal space!" And she does all this while in heels. This three-year-old has it more together than most adults, i.e. myself.

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    L'il $cieno-in-Training, that kid. Just a chip off the old block called crazy.

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    She's so fucking amazing.Screw off Tommygirl.
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    "Why is this person following me?" And when they get too close, she'll hold out her hand and cry, "Personal space!"
    Soon to be followed by "What crimes have you committed?" and "Have you raped a baby?"She's a lost cause.
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    Maybe the "Personal Space!!" quote is what mommy tells daddy when he gets too close. She could just be parroting what she hears on a regular basis.

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    ^ Exactly! I've never heard a 3-year-old say, "Personal space!" before.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Maybe the "Personal Space!!" quote is what mommy tells daddy when he gets too close. She could just be parroting what she hears on a regular basis.
    Haha so true

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    No, Suri's just brainwashed. The scienos have a thing about personal space and enjoy violating it to make people uncomfortable. They're trained to do it.

    " she resumed what Chris describes as Scientology's "bullbaiting tactics," calling him an idiot, a coward, a f---er. At one point when she went on to harangue others, Chris moved closer and asked her to keep the conversation on him. At this point she claimed he was intruding into her personal space." Source

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    Violating someone's personal space, as well as being violated yourself creates more stress and apprehension. " Source

    "Unfortunately, John Sweeney fell into a standard Scientology trap: Provoke the journalist severly, including invasion of personal space, to try to get a reaction." Source

    "The top sales people and disseminators are all masters at ruining people. they are trained to be intuitive and observant and coached to violate a persons privacy and personal space." Source







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    Little bratty CO$-bot. I'd like to see Zahara take her down.

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    Toddler Queen! Suri will rule all one day.

    I'm so sad she has to be a clam.

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    Another brainwashed little Scientolofreak. Tiny Tom must be so proud.
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    I love Suri. Imma save her one day and run off with Josh into the sunset.
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    My sister is currently teaching my just 4 year old nephew about "personal space". When he crowds her she says he needs to step back cause he's in her personal space. i'm sure he'll be repeating it soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I love Suri. Imma save her one day and run off with Josh into the sunset.
    I think she's just the cutest lil' thang ever.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Maybe the "Personal Space!!" quote is what mommy tells daddy when he gets too close. She could just be parroting what she hears on a regular basis.

    LMAO.

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