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    Red face Christ.. Megan Fox was a giant banana that dressed like a whore

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    Megan Fox used to dress up as a giant banana.

    The 'Jennifer's Body' actress was teased for wearing a costume in the shape of the yellow fruit for a job she had when she was a teenager.

    She said: "I worked at a Tropical Smoothie Cafe in Florida when I was 15. I would have to go out in the street wearing a gigantic banana costume and dance to try to get customers to come in. There was no anonymity, the costume had a big hole cut out so that everyone would see your face.

    "My friends from school would drive back and forth and yell all kinds of awesome obscenities at me!"

    The 23-year-old beauty also admits she used to dress "cheap" when she was in high school.

    Talking about the clothes she wears in 'Jennifer's Body', Megan said: "It was so cheese-tastic and so gross and so cheap, I loved it. It was so like how I used to dress when I was in high school because I had no money. It made me feel like that small-town character."

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    seriously.
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    Who cares?

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    She USED TO dress cheap???
    She still does!
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    another riveting insight from megan fox

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    A 'whore banana', if you will
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    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    lol
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    A hot whore banana.
    Dont Feed The Models
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    Did someone force her to take a demeaning job. She could have tried flipping burgers, less humiliating. I am beginning to hate her. She is full of shit. She was a fucking cheerleader in high school. She was not a wanna be she was a "be"
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    that costume is tits!
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    If she put the costume on and started singing the 'Peanut butter jelly time' complete with dancing, than maybe I'd forgive her *just a tiny bit* for all of the stupid shit she says.

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    It's called quit your job. Jeez.

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    The 23-year-old beauty also admits she used to dress "cheap" when she was in high school.
    Used to?

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