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    Wink Ruh-Roh Mathew Knowles didn't put a condom on it

    Daddy Knowles Didn't Put A Condom On It




    Beyonce and Basement Baby's daddy/manager, Matthew Knowles, might be a father again, but the mother is not his wife of 29 years Tina Knowles. WIGS WILL FLY!
    TMZ reports that a woman who goes by the name of Alexsandra Wright filed a paternity suit against Daddy Knowles claiming that he's the papa je'e of her unborn baby. Alexsandra, who lives in Los Angeles and is in her 30s, is about six months pregnant. Please tell me she's going to name the baby Sasha Fierce Jr. Even if it's a boy. Especially if it's a boy.


    Daddy Knowles probably won't believe he's the father until Maury utters those 4 magical words, but this could be good news for Solange! With a new Knowles spawn on the way, she will rise from the basement. Sasha Fierce Jr. will be the new basement baby who has to sit at the children's table for the rest of his days. Solange will finally have someone to throw a side-eye at.



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    We posted at the same time, Mrs. V.

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    I replied to your OP King...they should merge it....

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    King...We both got Daddy Knowles' number.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    ^^I guess it's time for Daddy Knowles to create a crisis/find a sick kid so he can kill this story with some good PR for Beyonce.

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    oh Solange isn't going to be happy about this.
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    Solange should focus on not tripping and getting pregnant again.

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    He cheated on her before.. It was in one of Beyonce's songs..but I can't remember which one it was..and I am not listening to find out!!!

    eta: Lost Yo Mind is the song!
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    Lmao at the thread title!

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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    He cheated on her before.. It was in one of Beyonce's songs..but I can't remember which one it was..and I am not listening to find out!!!

    eta: Lost Yo Mind is the song!
    You would think she would have left his ass a long time ago...
    Maybe they have some sort of arrangement or she's just doesn't c
    care because she seems to be all about business...that family is
    weird...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoyoma View Post
    You would think she would have left his ass a long time ago...
    Maybe they have some sort of arrangement or she's just doesn't c
    care because she seems to be all about business...that family is
    weird...
    Maybe it is an arrangement, and all business..they aren't seen in public together that often... Plus, they live in Texas, he don't want to go to jail for bestiality for fucking Mufasa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    He cheated on her before.. It was in one of Beyonce's songs..but I can't remember which one it was..and I am not listening to find out!!!

    eta: Lost Yo Mind is the song!
    I wonder if Beyonce's going to brag again about how 'classy' her family is compared to the Jacksons.

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    Uh uh o. Uh uh o o. *humming All the single ladies*

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    I wonder if Beyonce's going to brag again about how 'classy' her family is compared to the Jacksons.
    Hahahaha that's why it's not a good idea to make
    those kind of comments knowing how your family is...
    What's wrong with women that go around sleeping with
    married men and then chase around to take responsibilty...
    just not fair on the child....

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoyoma View Post
    Hahahaha that's why it's not a good idea to make
    those kind of comments knowing how your family is...
    What's wrong with women that go around sleeping with
    married men and then chase around to take responsibilty...
    just not fair on the child....
    Sounds like Poppa Knowles is another Joe Jackson. So, we can expect a few more Father's Day cards for Matthew.

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