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    Default Shameless ho flashes her snatch on So You Think You Can Dance

    Wednesday, September 30th 2009
    So You Think You Can Flash Your Snatch On Network TV?



    THINK OF THE CHILDREN! First, Jenny Slate fuck bombed us all on SNL this past weekend, and now a giant bare vagina made an appearance on So You Think You Can Dance last night (see above NSFWish). No, Ryan Gaycrest was not a guest judge. An actual vagina popped out on stage when a dancer invited us into her carniceria during her audition. I KNOW! Our pure eyes have been tainted. We should have never boarded the Mayflower and come to America. Dark-sided!

    But seriously, it's just a damn vagina. We've all seen one. A little snatch flash isn't going to turn our nation's children into drug addicted sluts with no morals. They will do that on their own.

    Nigel Lythgoe, the head judge and executive producer, had this to say about the cat being let out of the bag: "None of us knew she did this. The show was always designed to expose talent, but not in this way."

    I'm not sure if the dancer got a golden ticket to Hollywood, but I am sure her vagina did. It's going all the way. It will definitely have a place on Mary's Hot Tamale Train!

    If you really really want a clear shot of the snatch at hand (I'm talking to you Papa Joe), head on over to (NSFWish) OMG Blog.
    LMAO, bitch is bold!
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    Just because Sharon Stone got a career out of showing her snatch doesn't mean it works for everybody.

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    ^^ I agree!
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    I was watching this last night and saw it, and thought, nahhhhh i didnt just see that. lol, gawd.
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    Guess from now on,they will have to hire a panty-checker.
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    Haha, I saw that last night too - my first thought was that she just had panties on that were close to the color of her flesh...because what dancer in a skirt would go out on an audition without panties? Odd!
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    She was one of the dancers chosen to go onto the next level. I wonder if they'll rescind her ticket to Vegas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Guess from now on,they will have to hire a panty-checker.
    Cynic - paging Cynic....

    Then agais isn't king looking for a new career?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Just because Sharon Stone got a career out of showing her snatch doesn't mean it works for everybody.
    Or Kate Winslett
    Or Helen Mirren
    Or Isabelle Huppert
    Or Kristin Scott Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Cynic - paging Cynic....

    Then agais isn't king looking for a new career?
    That I am. You're my new career counselor, Sluce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    That I am. You're my new career counselor, Sluce.
    King-panty checker extraordenaire.
    Nothing escapes these sharp eyes.
    Call day or night. All consultations handled discreetly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    King-panty checker extraordenaire.
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    Call day or night. All consultations handled discreetly.
    'We Will Get It Covered"
    And waxed.

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    That's a 6 finger (oops I mean figure) job.
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    One finger in the right spot gets the job done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    That I am. You're my new career counselor, Sluce.
    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    King-panty checker extraordenaire.
    Nothing escapes these sharp eyes.
    Call day or night. All consultations handled discreetly.
    'We Will Get It Covered"
    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    And waxed.
    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    That's a 6 finger (oops I mean figure) job.
    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    One finger in the right spot gets the job done.
    Would the 3 of you like to get a room? Oh, and don't forget to buy yourselves a pack of cigarettes for after...

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