Kanye West throws tantrum over not being served chicken

**mrs.v** · September 30th, 2009, 09:27 AM

Gay Fish Wants Some Chicken Now!

Grass is green, today is Wednesday, Lady CaCa's hermie peen gets hard in the morning and Kanye West had himself another hissy fit tantrum. But this wasn't about Taylor Swift or Beyonce, this was about CHICKEN! Finally, Kanye's b-hole pops over something worthwhile.
According to Vibe (via C+D), Kanye was backstage at Common's benefit show in Hollywood over the weekend when he noticed that everyone was nibbling on chicken but him!
Even Sylvia Browne could have predicted what was going to happen next. Kanye, who is a 6-year-old cunty girl in the body of a gay fish, immediately squeezed his internal CAPS-LOCK key (aka his prostate) and shouted at the server, "Why wasn't I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, and everyone is eating... why am I not eating?" The server then took Kanye by the hand, stood him up, gave him a "pow pow" on the nalgas and told him to count to 10 in the corner.

After that, the waitress told him that he didn't ask for any chicken, in which Kanye responded with, "Well, I'm asking now!" When the queen diva cunt finally got his chicken, he took one bite out of it and threw it in the trash.

I was right on Kanye's side until I read that he threw the chicken in the trash. You do not waste chicken. The saying is "keep fucking that chicken" not "keep trashing that chicken." I really mean it this time when I say that Kanye needs an army of abuelitas to set his bitch ass straight. It's going to take more than one. This boy needs a thorough switch whoopin' by a group of highly-trained abuelitas. BITCH BOGUS!

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**Novice** · September 30th, 2009, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

When the queen diva cunt finally got his chicken, he took one bite out of it and threw it in the trash.

That says it all to me....

**bomulll** · September 30th, 2009, 09:44 AM

he is so disturbing and ugly but doesnt matter i dont have to live with him-just like his music

**greysfang** · September 30th, 2009, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

This boy needs a thorough switch whoopin' by a group of highly-trained abuelitas.

Preach it Michael!

**Icepik** · September 30th, 2009, 09:53 AM

I honestly think the guy is certifiable. He has serious mental issues. He needs to see a therapist, badly

**JadeStar70** · September 30th, 2009, 09:59 AM

I hate Kanye,...what a POS!

**Syd** · September 30th, 2009, 10:07 AM

Absolutely, a couple abuelitas. And if chancletas are involved, I would PAY to see it.

**Chilly Willy** · September 30th, 2009, 10:23 AM

I thought he went to rehab?

**LynnieD** · September 30th, 2009, 10:25 AM

Just toying w/the idea Chilly....for publicity of course.

You know, I honestly cannot imagine ever acting like this---even if I had all the money and fame in the world. Never. It's so incredibly wrong on so many levels.

**JadeStar70** · September 30th, 2009, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

I thought he went to rehab?

That is the last I heard, as well. He musta got hungry. Idiot. Wish he'd choke on a chicken bone.

**Soth** · September 30th, 2009, 10:31 AM

Im still sure that he needs ECT just to "change his perspective - McMurphy style"

**ManxMouse** · September 30th, 2009, 10:35 AM

At this point, I just find him hilarious. I can just picture him taking one bite and throwing the chicken away, it's like something Eric Cartman would do. He literally does act like a 6 year old....so I have to laugh and not take it seriously.

**greysfang** · September 30th, 2009, 10:36 AM

Jeesh, at least Cartman is 10.

**Trixie** · September 30th, 2009, 10:44 AM

Yo chicken, imma let you finish, but Colonel Sanders had the best chicken of all time...

Someone had to say it.

**Soth** · September 30th, 2009, 10:48 AM

If they could back a material as strong as Kanyes ego to protect the rest of us, or children will be safe.

where the fuck was this on the G20 agenda?