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    Bronx Mowgli, This Is Your Father




    In case you didn't notice the douchesicle hiding under that LOOKATME mask, it's devoted father and husband Pete Wentz famewhoring it like a pro while walking to the music studio. Pete thought he had this shot wrapped up, but little did he know that a kid behind him stole his moment by throwing a sideways V for Vagina sign.
    Too bad Kathy Griffin wasn't driving by. She would've mistook Pete for an off-duty Oscar statute and immediately snatched him up. The world would be rid of Pete, because he'd be forever trapped in a glass cabinet over Kathy's toilet.



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    So what's the over/under on how old Bronx will be when he FIRST enters rehab?

    Any guesses? Wonder if there is a Vegas line...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    So what's the over/under on how old Bronx will be when he FIRST enters rehab?
    Older/younger than Drew Barrymore?

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    I soooo needed that!!! What a douche bag!
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    Pete's face is an improvement. And that kid is priceless!

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    God he is such an embarrassment. And he's even being all clever by writing "deep thoughts" on his envelope.

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    What's that envelope say? Here's what I get: Doctor's orders Wake up, try on your new disguise. Would they recognize you anyway

    Oh yeah. We would. It takes a much better disguise to hide his douchery.
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    the mask is prettier than him.
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    hahahaa lol

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    I feel like a douche for having to read that 'doctors orders' crap.

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