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    Default Davy Jones of 'The Monkees' marries woman half his age

    EXCLUSIVE: Monkee Singer Davy Jones Marries Actress 31 Years Younger
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    Created 09/15/2009 - 10:45am

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    Hey hey he's a married Monkee.

    Davy Jones, the lead singer of the 1960s made-for-TV group the Monkees just married a woman who wasn't even born when his show was on the air, RadarOnline.com has learned.

    The lead singer of hits including Last Train To Clarksville and I'm a Believer tied the knot August 30 at Miami home of his bride's parents.

    Jones is 63 and new wife Jessica Pacheco is 32.

    He has four daughters but they did not attend the wedding, sources told RadarOnline.com.

    Jessica is an actress on Telemundo, starring in Dame Chocolate.

    And no, none of the other Monkees were at the wedding. Apparently Peter Tork, Mickey Dolenz and Mike Nesmith were not invited. Apparently they were too busy singing to put anybody down.

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    I'm so distracted by the shit she has on, I can't decide if I think she's pretty or not.

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    I half expected to see "Davy Jones of 'The Monkees' has died"

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    WTF, why did he marry Sailor Moon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    WTF, why did he marry Sailor Moon?

    . How dare she cheat on Tuxedo Mask!

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    They would have some short babies.
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    The lead singer of hits including Last Train To Clarksville and I'm a Believer tied the knot August 30 at Miami home of his bride's parents.
    The Beckies of RadarOnline need to do their research. Micky Dolenz was the lead singer of those hits!

    *runs away embarrassed that i know that*
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    And no, none of the other Monkees were at the wedding. Apparently Peter Tork, Mickey Dolenz and Mike Nesmith were not invited. Apparently they were too busy singing to put anybody down.


    Bah hahahhahahahha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixiebelle View Post
    The Beckies of RadarOnline need to do their research. Micky Dolenz was the lead singer of those hits!

    *runs away embarrassed that i know that*
    You weren't the only one! *runs after ya*

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    Sigh. I had such a crush on both Davy and Mickey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
    I half expected to see "Davy Jones of 'The Monkees' has died"
    ha. me too. i thought he was dead a long time ago.
    another year i claim of total indifference.

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    I've heard many accounts of (current, old) Davy Jones being a huge prima donna bitch.

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    So cliched. Old succesful men always marry women my age.I've yet to meet a pensioner who i'd want to have sex with but never say never!

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    I'm so old and my eyes must be failing -- I read the thread title "Davy Jones marries a woman have his size" and thought, "man, she must be REALLY tiny."

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