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Lindsay Lohan's BlackBerry drama
Future Mexican citizen LiLo was buying some ice at a deli in NYC when she accidentally left her BlackBerry on the counter. No, not the kind of ice you stick in a pipe and smoke up. Surprisingly, it was actual ice. Maybe she likes to cool her 8-ball before she digs in? I mean, it is summer. Anyway...
E! Online says that Blohan left the deli and was inside of a cab when the worker ran out to check to see if she left her phone on the counter. When she said yes, the deli worker wanted to make sure it was hers, so he asked her to verify her number. Blohan wasn't playing that shit, so she tried to snatch it out of his hands. Bitch wasn't quick enough and wasn't able to get the phone out of his hands. HA! You lose at phone snatchin', Blohan!
That's when she decided that the cops should get involved and she called 911. When the cops arrived, they immediately busted Blohan for meth possession. Their evidence? Her face. No, after they finished doing the eye roll mambo, they checked the phone, verified it was hers and gave it back.
The best part of this story is what the deli guy had to say. Dude is a comedian and he doesn't even know it: "I was just trying to be honest. Now I have police and trouble already. Who is she? Is she a star?" Survey says? NOOOOOOO.
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wtf i didnt know the younger sluts plumped up their lips also
The hair! It looks so bad in that pic, she, as usual, also looks stoned out of her mind.
She looks wrecked.. her hair.. she's balding. Her forehead.. those lips... the crazy eyes. Man.
Her hair is officially the same color as her skin.
Nicotine yellow.Originally Posted by fattymatty
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
i coulda sworn it was courtney love in that pic
Bets she was only upset because the phone had all her dealers' numbers. She looks wrecked.
Enjoy the liquor and delicatessen.
Twitney in the good old days.
Too bad LiLo isn't nearly as entertaining.
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
i was thinking geez that angelina is getting old looking. wow can't believe this girl is what like...23? man.
She looks 35- minimum.
Both she and her little sister Ali look older than Dina.
And she DOES look like Angelina in that picture... but unfortunately, that's not a compliment.
Yeah I was wondering when AngieJo went blonde....
hmm, i wonder if i should add her to my death pool?
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
^^ She is the dead pool.
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
-Twitchy-
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
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