Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's secret sex spots

**mrs.v** · August 12th, 2009, 03:08 PM

Brangie's Secret Sex Spots

If your name is Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, the Twin Messiahs, that other one or if your haircut was more famous than you were in the 90s, then you might want to close your eyes and think of unicorns instead of reading this. Two seconds ago, Willy Pitt did an interview with Parade where he said the grotto in his backyard is a great place to bump holes. So of course someone was going to ask him about that shit at the Inglorious Bastards (my spell check won out) premiere the other night.

When Extra (via UsWeekly) asked about that special sexy time place, St. Angie answered, "Yeah, well, we got a few special places." Then Brad said, "It's not true. We have far more comfortable places to go. There is a grotto there. It's an old Hollywood property... just a few minutes that way... and rumor is Jimi Hendrix spent some time there. That's the story. I run with it."

I'm sure the secret places include an extra fluffy patch of clouds near the gate's of heaven. And if they are feeling extra raunchy, they do it under the pool table in God's gentleman's lounge. Also, Brad has been known to tickle St. Angie's cruciclit on the Last Supper table. Hell, here I cooooome and my abuelita will co-sign that.

Extra also asked St. Angie on her thoughts about Brad calling her his "soulmate." She responded, "That is very cool. Well, he's mine. It is what it is."

Queef.

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**sluce** · August 12th, 2009, 03:16 PM

cruciclit Hahahahahaha! Best Michael K line evah!!!

**Queen Mab** · August 12th, 2009, 03:29 PM

:O

**aabbcc** · August 12th, 2009, 07:56 PM

**purple rain** · August 12th, 2009, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Extra also asked St. Angie on her thoughts about Brad calling her his "soulmate." She responded, "That is very cool. Well, he's mine. It is what it is."

Apparently, Brad denied calling her his soulmate in this same interview. Poor Mange.

BTW, she looks like a drug addict in the picture posted above.

**cmmdee** · August 13th, 2009, 10:13 AM

Didn't she say she didn't believe in soulmates? Her or Jenny or him? In a past interview.

**rollo** · August 13th, 2009, 02:44 PM

That pic must have been photoshopped.

**bobbydoorknocker** · August 13th, 2009, 03:05 PM

How can he call someone his soulmate if, in the same interview, he says he's an athieist? He really is remarkably stupid isn't he?

**Chimera** · August 13th, 2009, 03:34 PM

Love them.

**Voodoo Child** · August 13th, 2009, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by cmmdee

Didn't she say she didn't believe in soulmates? Her or Jenny or him? In a past interview.

Yep I believe so.

**twinkie the kid** · August 14th, 2009, 03:53 PM

They just always seem to be trying a bit too hard to show how much 'in love' they are...

**viggofan** · August 14th, 2009, 05:23 PM

^^ I have to agree with this but also I think that so many celebs seem to do the same thing. What is the old saying if you have to talk about something so much it isn't really happening ie: talk of sex all the time and it most likely isn't occuring as much as they would like people to believe.

**landerq** · August 15th, 2009, 06:42 AM

In that same article, it referenced Brad's obsession with "architecture" and that fact that he is good at it. He apparently built some piece of shit thing outside in the garden of his mansion. How can you be good at architecture? (I wouldn't even say an architect was good at architecture but rather they were good at designing buildings.) I don't know why this architecture thing with Pitt makes me nuts but it does. Ass.

**rollo** · August 15th, 2009, 06:46 AM

Didn't he design a concrete house with sharp corners everywhere that Jenni was forced to live in? That's the real reason they didn't have babies.

**Novice** · August 15th, 2009, 12:17 PM

Urgh! Did you see photos of it? It was horrible on the inside - I thought that they'd/he'd just renovated a BH house tho, not built it from scratch...