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This is news: Kate Gosselin is cunty
This Is News: Kate Gosselin Is Cunty
Kate Gosselin ummmmm-ed her way through an interview with Meredith Vieira on Today yesterday morning, but unnamed sources (who doesn't want to face the wrath of Kate's rabid possum head) tell The Chicago Sun-Times that she was cursing like a Dlisted commenter (*hugz*) behind the scenes.
One staff member paid the highest compliment to Kate by saying, ‘‘She was a total bitch. We get virtually all of the world’s biggest egos coming through here, but Kate was one of the most unpleasant I’ve seen in working here for many years.’’
A second staff member added that Kate threatened to quit that interview if they showed footage of her entering the building with her large entourage. Kate also wasn't happy with the questions Meredith asked her, ‘‘Meredith very clearly, and in a straightforward way, asked exactly the questions you’d expect. She asked about the alleged affair with her bodyguard — which really seemed to piss Kate off — her relationship with Jon, how her kids were doing and whether ‘if you could do it over again, would you?’ She was swearing like a drunken sailor as she stormed out."
A spokeswhore for Today said the two sources' tongues will fall off, because they were telling LIES! They issued this response: “Kate Gosselin was a gracious guest on ‘Today,’ and anyone within 1,000 feet of her at the show this morning could tell you that.”
Translation: "I would like to end my week without being attacked by a rabies-infested beast, thank you very much."
Have the "unnamed staffers" even seen one second of Jon & Kate? Kate is a proud bitchy ass bitch. If Kate wasn't spraying her brand of cuntiness around the studio, I'd be concerned! I'd ask her if she needed me to show her a jumbo-sized picture of Jon to bring out her essence of cunt again.
If the cuntress of cuntiness isn't being cunty, we should all be concerned. And because I haven't typed the word "cunt" nearly enough in this post: CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT (times infinity).
Here's my cunt icon with her silver-topped bodyguard at FAO Schwartz yesterday and leaving her hotel in NYC this morning.
This Is News: Kate Gosselin Is Cunty | Dlisted
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
Stop the presses!
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Stupid interview and crocodile tears to boot! Hangin on to that wedding ring for dear life, kids probly wouldnt notice if she took it off, she is making a big deal out of it to look like mother of the year
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Oh poor Kate...pffft, give me a break. I'm not the the least bit surprised she was a big ego bitch. Don't you know she worked hard to pump out that litter so she could be a possum headed, plastic surgeried celebrity. Yeah, that deserves respect.
Happy trails to you...until we meet again. I love & miss you Dad.
I hate her hair with an unbridled passion.
Don't fear the reefer..
She was trying to force at least one tear out during that interview and was unsuccessful. I don't feel sorry for either of these two media whores.
A "celebrity" lol. My penis has more talent than this wench.
Why doesn't anyone tell her how horrid that hair is?
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Wait. You're a guy? Now I have to read your posts differently.
Yeah I don't buy it either. Kate positively revels in her cuntiness, and anyone who thinks it's a bad thing, tough.
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Your penis prolly has better hair too.
I've seen janitors' mops with more style.
Wha-what? Come on now, y'all knew my gender from a long time ago! Or am I that ambiguous?
does she have a job? what does she do?
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