John Mayer's glamorous date

[mrs.v]

John Mayer's Glamorous Date




The douche duo of the West, John Mayer and Rob Dyrdek, left MyHouse in L.A. last night wearing matching monogrammed velvet smoking jackets and with two pumas (that one was for you, Aniston) on their arms. John said that the ladies weren't their mothers, but their dates. Let's all do the eyeball wave! Roll to the left!

Whatever the case may be, John's lady friend is giving me Lynda Carter fever and has confirmed to us all that dressing like a Dynasty character going to a funeral is always a good idea. When all else fails, ask yourself, "What would Alexis Carrington wear to Krystle's future funeral?"

Before getting into the car, John's date either tripped on her own glamour or was overwhelmed by the piping hot douche fumes in the air, because she went down! Ugh. I hope homecougar is getting PAID.

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John Mayer's Glamorous Date | Dlisted

[Penny Lane]

Is this supposed to be one of his cheeky pranks?

[nancydrew]

Im sure it is. Rob is just as retarded as John is, Im sure it was all in good fun.

[WhateverLolaWants]

I kinda like her dress...not for going out on the town, but maybe for a quiet date with someone I had been seeing for a while.

[Laurent]

Whatever the case may be, John's lady friend is giving me Lynda Carter fever

No shit - I thought that was actually Lynda Carter at first and Mayer was living out some Wonder Woman fetish.

Mature though they may be, both these ladies could do better than Mayer and Dyrdek.

[nancydrew]

Was this for a reality show?

[MoodyJenny86]

Wow she still looks damn good!

[greysfang]

His mom is lovely, wtf happened to him?

[Beeyotch]

I know, douchebucket looks deranged here.