Ashlee Simpson is too important for you

**Honey** · August 7th, 2009, 10:47 PM

I'm not a famous singer, but if I was, I would go out of my way to not be a dick to the people who buy my CDs. It just seems like good business sense. Like, I'm not a dick to the people who read Celebslam. I almost never call you guys fat or ugly. From the National Enquirer:

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz snubbed her fans after having her red locks tended to at the Ken Paves Salon in Beverly HIlls on July 23. The star of "Melrose Place" promised she'd sign autographs and pose for photos on her way out. But she changed her mind and walked right past everyone after her beauty session. (Print Edition - 8/3)

The most shocking part about this story isn't that Ashlee didn't sign autographs for her fans -- it's that she actually has fans. The only person who should actually want an Ashlee Simpson signature is a server at a restaurant waiting for her to sign the bill. If these people outside the salon were so desperate for the autograph of a washed-up moron that married a gay dude, they shouldn't have waited for Ashlee -- they should have waited for her sister.

Ashlee Simpson is too important for you - Celebslam: They're Better Than Us

**mrsJB** · August 7th, 2009, 11:20 PM

ungrateful bitch.

**Pippin69** · August 8th, 2009, 02:38 AM

This story must be planted, there is no way she has fans.

**sparkly** · August 8th, 2009, 12:50 PM

Even if there are people silly enough to actually wait for Asslee to give them an autograph, they have to be precious few in number, so that bitch better realize they're the ones who make her ass still be relevant and talked about. Ungrateful cunt.