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    Tom Cruise isn’t just a Hollywood star — he gives relationship advice, too!
    The actor — who is married to Katie Holmes — has been giving David and Victoria Beckham tips on how to keep their marriage alive.
    Tom has reportedly been counseling the couple on how best to stay happy while juggling diverging careers.
    “After an evening with David, Tom decided to have a friendly chat with Victoria about the family’s future, saying it was because he cared so much about all of them,” a source told Britain’s Daily Express newspaper.
    “They love each other dearly but Tom is a big believer in talking about issues . He could see they were both worried about the future and what it might hold.
    “He talked to Victoria about David aging, his football career, the pressures of disgruntled fans, his loneliness when away from the family and how time apart is how marriages can fall apart.
    “Victoria knows that Tom has a point because she saw how their recent trip to the Seychelles really improved their relationship. It seems his heart to heart made a huge impact on her.”

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    reported at the weekend that Cruise had been giving the Beckhams tips on how to raise their three sons.
    “The Cruise impact goes deeper than just the superficial,” a source told Britain’s Now magazine. “The Beckhams even take parenting tips from him — David now makes sure he spends one-on-one time with each of his sons.
    “Before, he’d hang out with them all in a group, but Tom said it must be done individually. They also do the ‘five minute time out’ if the kids are acting up, like Tom and Katie do with Suri.”

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    ahahahaha that's too funny and they actually listened to this asshat?
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    What the hell does Tom Cruise know about counseling couples who've been married 10 years?! When he hit that mark with Nicole Kidman, he promptly left her.

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    Why would anybody take relationship advice from a guy that's been divorced TWICE?

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    Nice try from Cruise's PR machine. How many extra-curricular careers do he and the Bot have between them now? Marriage counseling, firefighter detoxing, fashion designing, stationery designing... not to mention being the two most in-demand actors in Hollywood! What a power couple!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JaneSoda View Post
    Nice try from Cruise's PR machine. How many extra-curricular careers do he and the Bot have between them now? Marriage counseling, firefighter detoxing, fashion designing, stationery designing... not to mention being the two most in-demand actors in Hollywood! What a power couple!
    Dammit! You forgot "rescuing people in distress"!!! Distraught freeway drivers! Drowning boaters! "Here I come to save the day!"
    (Insert Mighty Mouse smiley here)

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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Dammit! You forgot "rescuing people in distress"!!! Distraught freeway drivers! Drowning boaters! "Here I come to save the day!"
    (Insert Mighty Mouse smiley here)
    Phew, it's hard to keep track of all their super-skills. Expert cupcake buyer! Oscar-worthy dancer! Child prodigy creators!

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    I have a hard time thinking Posh has a "career"

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    Dancing would be another 'skill'.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Dancing would be another 'skill'.
    If you are referring to Mrs. Cruise's recent ignominious appearance on SYTYCD, I think those skillz are more in the neighborhood of "prancing", "posing" and "lip-synching". Yet, I suppose they could be labeled as a "skill" on a talent resume.

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    ^^Exactly...hence the quotations. He is such a little tool.
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    He's been married three times and his current wife has lost all resemblance of a happy woman. He can shove his advice.

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    Sounds like his character Frank in Magnolia.

    YouTube - Magnolia Deleted Scene-Tom Cruise is Hilarious

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    This has to be a fabrication. Posh would not take shit advice from little Tommy Boy. If he tried she would drop kick his ass to Australia so he could spend time with his own wife.
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