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    The one-sided war of attrition between Karl Lagerfeld and Heidi Klum has been briefly cancelled. It seems Dame Lagerfeld’s newest enemy is none other than French actress Audrey Tautou. American audiences will know Audrey from The DaVinci Code, and the Oscar-nominated French film Amelie. She’s currently promoting her role as the young Coco Chanel in Coco Avant Chanel. The film has caused some minor controversy here and there - Audrey’s casting as Coco wasn’t universally loved, and there was some rabble-rousing over the images of cigarettes and smoking in the posters.
    Though Lagerfeld is the fashion director for Chanel, he doesn’t have a say in anything other than the clothing line. So Audrey Tautou wasn’t even Karl’s choice to replace Nicole Kidman as the face of Chanel No. 5 - nor was Karl involved in Coco Avant Chanel, although the director recently claimed Karl had given his blessing. What seemed to set off the anger bear this time was a recent interview with Audrey, where she didn’t seem to gush over Chanel clothing. Karl responded in turn, saying “After that, I don’t have to be nice.” What’s French for “bitchslap”?
    There’s no love lost between Chanel’s couturier Karl Lagerfeld and Audrey Tautou, the petite French actress who stars in the latest No.5 commercial and the film “Coco Before Chanel.” Lagerfeld was not involved in either project, but he took Tautou to task for remarks in an interview in a recent issue of Premiere in France. Asked if she wears a lot of Chanel, she replied: “Sometimes. This morning, I wore the rain boots.”
    “I didn’t even know we made rain boots,” quipped Lagerfeld. “After that, I don’t have to be nice.” If he had his druthers, Lagerfeld said he would have suggested Penélope Cruz as a better role model for the storied French house.
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    How in the world would Penelope Cruz have done better? I don’t understand. Coco was French. It’s best if she’s played by a French woman. I just looked up pictures of Coco, and Audrey Tautou looks eerily similar to her. What goes on in Karl Lagerfeld’s deranged mind? And why don’t I have Chanel rain boots? Which do exist, by the way, Dame Lagerfeld. All in all, I doubt this will become the kind of hateful, one-sided feud that Karl had with Heidi. But you can never tell with Karl. He’s like a bright orange snake wearing dark sunglasses that jumps up to bite you when you least expect it.

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    Bitter old queen.
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    He has seriously lost the plot. The random attacks on people who are not even paying attention...weird.
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    Losing 90 pounds made Karl bitchy.

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    Audrey is a fabulous choice. Shut up Karl, you pretentious, doddering old fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Losing 90 pounds made Karl bitchy.
    He's hungry all the time.



    Audrey is very well cast as Coco. I hope she does a good job at it.

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    What's wrong with Karl ? it's best he remains quiet from now on

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    Where is Lily when you need her.
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    they are both bitches, I know first hand account audrey is not so nice, but i guess lagerfeld is no different, go back on eating cakes man, it will make you sweeter

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post


    Audrey is very well cast as Coco. I hope she does a good job at it.
    Oh, I hoped too. I loved her in Amelie and A very long engagement, unfortunately Coco avant Chanel is nothing better than a soap

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    He has lost his damn mind.

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    I love batshit crazy Uncle Karl - and yes, I think he's suffering from a severe case of diet rage.

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    i wanna be friends with this guy

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