Guess he's getting too old to remember where he left his wife or to hold his liquor.
BATTY WARREN
Looking like a doddering old fool feeling no pain, WARREN BEATTY lumbered out of the Montage hotel after attending a birthday party for producer/ pal GIL CATES, flipped a tip to the parking valet, hopped in his car and gunned it hard leaving wife ANNETTE BENING standing at the curb screaming: Hey, hey!...Im not in the car!
Beatty braked to a screeching halt as Annette ran to get in but while she still had one leg hanging out the door, hubby mashed the gas again and rocketed off as gasping bystanders made shocked comments about his astoundingly stupid, irresponsible behavior.
National Enquirer BATTY WARREN - Mike Walker News | Gossip - National Enquirer
What a prick!
Speaking up for sluts everywhere.
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Guess he's getting too old to remember where he left his wife or to hold his liquor.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
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Senile old fart.
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
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Sounds like Annette will be getting a driver next time.
What's wrong with Annette that she would even get in the car with him diving? (oops meant driving)
Last edited by sluce; July 8th, 2009 at 08:07 PM.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Would you get in the car with a drunk driver?
However, I think that he didn't wait for her to get in....
Speaking up for sluts everywhere.
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I thought I was gonna click and read that he had Alzheimer's and his wife was divorcing him...
I always thought he might be a closet prick.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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I did too grey I always got the prick vibe from him
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He's so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him *chortle*
Speaking up for sluts everywhere.
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Don't rush it. The master videofesto that is approaching will make all others pale in comparison. We will relive 50 years of glory, which of course negates the small crime of driving drunk and nearly amputating your wife's leg. Be patient, it will be glorious.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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