July 2nd, 2009, 12:09 AM
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Jessica Simpson sings the National Anthem in DC, gets bashed by kids, Washington Post
JESSICA SIMPSON: OPENING ACT FOR GOLF TOURNIE

Proudly wearing her horizontal stripes, Jessica Simpson sang the national anthem before the hitting of the ceremonial first tee to open the AT&T National PGA golf tournament at Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, MD today (July 1).
The 28-year-old’s beau, Tony Romo, teed off in a group with Tiger Woods bright and early (6:30 am we’re talking) this morning. The hunky Dallas Cowboys quarterback manged to avoid jeers and boos despite being imbedded in Redskins territory.

But that didn’t stop one uber fan of the local team from do some bashing. Shortly after Jessica’s performance, a 10-year-old could be heard dissing the singer for “settling” on beau Tony, who was “getting chubby.”
JESSICA SIMPSON: OPENING ACT FOR GOLF TOURNIE - Faded Youth Blog
Even the Washington Post bashed her:
'Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem and then eventually left the first green before any of her body parts managed to escape, but I did ask her whether she saw any [Red]Skins fans around.
"Oh, I heard them," she said. "I heard them."
D.C. Sports Bog - Redskins, Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson
The faces she makes while singing this song have to be seen to be believed.
Watch the video on mute if you have to but its so worth the laugh:
Jessica Simpson Sings at Golf Tourney
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July 2nd, 2009, 12:13 AM
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Horizontal stripes on a fuller figure. Not good.
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July 2nd, 2009, 01:13 AM
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omg i watched it on RadarOnline and her face was so contorted. awful!! and that dress, accentuates her weight gain.
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July 2nd, 2009, 01:25 AM
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What the fawk?
Look at those ta ta's.
Well, at least it's bloody refreshing she lived by her words and didn't go starve herself and pose for a bikini shot on InStyle magazine.
Or did she already do that earlier this year when she got so much hate?
Jeezus even I forget.
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July 2nd, 2009, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by celeb_2006
What the fawk?
Look at those ta ta's.
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July 2nd, 2009, 03:00 AM
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July 2nd, 2009, 09:09 AM
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She and Romo have both gained weight. She should have known better than to dress that way.
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July 2nd, 2009, 09:11 AM
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Its like shes purposely drawing attention to her chunk now, I dont get it.
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July 2nd, 2009, 09:15 AM
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That dress is very unflattering. And are those BIRDCAGE earrings? WTF?
She has lovely breasts.
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July 2nd, 2009, 09:19 AM
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Curvy figures are cute, but having one means there are some items that are forever off limits.
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July 2nd, 2009, 09:27 AM
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I'm looking I'm looking!!!!
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I loving it!!!
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July 2nd, 2009, 09:30 AM
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She and Romo have both gained weight. She should have known better than to dress that way.
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Really, I feel like she doesn't know better...or has a shitty stylist! I bet she thinks she looks great!
* My uncle owns his own company, but as a side/fun job he works for a chauffeur company that caters to high profile events in the area. Well he worked the day of the AT&T National and guess who he picked up from the airport: Tiger Woods and his Wife! He said they were the nicest people ever!
I only wish he had picked up Chestica so I could get some dirt for you guys!
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July 2nd, 2009, 10:51 AM
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She looks fine. She is maybe 125 tops and that is NOT fat. Yes, the stripes are going the wrong way and she should know that, but she's not fat.
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July 2nd, 2009, 01:04 PM
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she's too meaty for that dress.
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