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    Default Jessica Simpson sings the National Anthem in DC, gets bashed by kids, Washington Post

    JESSICA SIMPSON: OPENING ACT FOR GOLF TOURNIE


    Proudly wearing her horizontal stripes, Jessica Simpson sang the national anthem before the hitting of the ceremonial first tee to open the AT&T National PGA golf tournament at Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, MD today (July 1).



    The 28-year-old’s beau, Tony Romo, teed off in a group with Tiger Woods bright and early (6:30 am we’re talking) this morning. The hunky Dallas Cowboys quarterback manged to avoid jeers and boos despite being imbedded in Redskins territory.



    But that didn’t stop one uber fan of the local team from do some bashing. Shortly after Jessica’s performance, a 10-year-old could be heard dissing the singer for “settling” on beau Tony, who was “getting chubby.”
    JESSICA SIMPSON: OPENING ACT FOR GOLF TOURNIE - Faded Youth Blog

    Even the Washington Post bashed her:

    'Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem and then eventually left the first green before any of her body parts managed to escape, but I did ask her whether she saw any [Red]Skins fans around.

    "Oh, I heard them," she said. "I heard them."
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    The faces she makes while singing this song have to be seen to be believed.





    Watch the video on mute if you have to but its so worth the laugh:
    Jessica Simpson Sings at Golf Tourney

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    Horizontal stripes on a fuller figure. Not good.


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    I hope she remembered all the words. And she could have used some of these:

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    omg i watched it on RadarOnline and her face was so contorted. awful!! and that dress, accentuates her weight gain.
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    What the fawk?

    Look at those ta ta's.

    Well, at least it's bloody refreshing she lived by her words and didn't go starve herself and pose for a bikini shot on InStyle magazine.

    Or did she already do that earlier this year when she got so much hate?

    Jeezus even I forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    What the fawk?

    Look at those ta ta's.
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    I'm looking I'm looking!!!!
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    She and Romo have both gained weight. She should have known better than to dress that way.



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    Its like shes purposely drawing attention to her chunk now, I dont get it.
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    That dress is very unflattering. And are those BIRDCAGE earrings? WTF?

    She has lovely breasts.

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    Curvy figures are cute, but having one means there are some items that are forever off limits.



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    Quote Originally Posted by potato_chips View Post
    I'm looking I'm looking!!!!
    I loving it!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    She and Romo have both gained weight. She should have known better than to dress that way.
    Really, I feel like she doesn't know better...or has a shitty stylist! I bet she thinks she looks great!

    * My uncle owns his own company, but as a side/fun job he works for a chauffeur company that caters to high profile events in the area. Well he worked the day of the AT&T National and guess who he picked up from the airport: Tiger Woods and his Wife! He said they were the nicest people ever!

    I only wish he had picked up Chestica so I could get some dirt for you guys!
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    She looks fine. She is maybe 125 tops and that is NOT fat. Yes, the stripes are going the wrong way and she should know that, but she's not fat.

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    she's too meaty for that dress.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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