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Old June 27th, 2009, 10:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Michael Jackson's not dead, he's living in a bunker with Elvis: Conspiracy time!

'Jackson's not dead, he's living in a bunker with Elvis Presley': Conspiracy theories flood the internet


By Christian Gysin
Last updated at 2:07 AM on 27th June 2009
source: 'Jackson's not dead, he's living in a bunker with Elvis Presley': Conspiracy theories emerge just hours after star's death | Mail Online

Living in a bunker with Elvis Presley

Internet site 68comeback reported that Jackson was living in a 'bunker' with Elvis Presley.
It wrote: 'Surely you've heard of the secret, seven-storey-deep bunker that Elvis Presley had built underneath Graceland, prior to faking his own death? MJ lives there now with Elvis and certain other "dead" celebrities. You don't have to be sad for him any more.'






Weirdest claim: A site called 68comeback reported that Michael Jackson was living in 'seven-story deep bunker' in Graceland with Elvis Presley (right)
On the run as a nun

Minutes after his death at 2.27pm Pacific Time in Oakland, California, Dwight Santos - an unemployed toilet cleaner - told reporters at the UCLA Medical Centre that he had seen Jackson emerging from a back door of the hospital disguised as a nun.

Celebrity blogger: Perez Hilton wrote that Jackson's death was a 'stunt' so the singer could get out of his London tour

He told those who would listen that the singer was heading for a Caribbean island where he planned to live as a fruit seller called Thomas Di Loco.
Fled by jetpack to live with Eskimos

Moments later, another fan called Elisa Chan claimed she had seen Jackson strapping on a jetpack and flying to Los Angeles airport. From there he was going to visit his birthplace of Gary, Indiana, before flying to Greenland to live with Eskimos.
Escaping hit O2 commitments

Hollywood blogger Perez Hilton alleged Jackson was 'pulling a stunt' in order to get out of his concert commitments at the O2 in London.
Hilton added: 'Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in '95 when he "collapsed" at rehearsal!
'He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50- date London residency at the O2 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates.'
Killed by a biological weapon

Contributors to the website topix.com suggested that Jackson had been killed by a 'new experimental biological weapon'.
Faked his death at Neverland

On the internet site weekleyworldnews.com there was discussion about claims that Jackson had always planned to fake his own death while living at his Neverland ranch.
He would have his 'ashes' scattered in the grounds of his former property and then be able to start a new life.
As newspapers across the world report Jackson's death, some bloggers on the web are insisting the star faked his death



Despite video footage of Jackson's body being carried away in a waiting van to the coroner's office, some people spread bizarre rumours that he was in fact taking a jetpack to live with Eskimos


Already has a new identity

The digitalspy website message board included the claim: 'Millions in debt and realises he can't deliver on a 50 gig comeback tour, so he fakes his death, assumes a new identity (which he's been trying to achieve for many years) and disappears.'
Ploy to sell more records

On the denverpost.com forum one contributor was convinced Jackson faked his own death to make more money, explaining: 'He was broke. .. and was in no condition to perform one show, let alone a string of 50.
'Now that he's "dead" his record and merchandise sales will skyrocket, filling his "estate's" bank account and allowing him to live in seclusion for the rest of his natural life.'
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Old June 27th, 2009, 10:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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But they both got the shit kicked out of them by Tupac.
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I have to admit, when I first learned of his death I thought, "well that is one way to get out of your obligations"....
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Old June 27th, 2009, 11:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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He faked his death. Latoya is really dead he is now living as her!

Who remembers that hyperbaric chamber or whatever they'd use pictures of him with that with glowing eyes saying he was a zombie or alien GOOD TIMES!
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Old June 27th, 2009, 11:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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He faked his death. Latoya is really dead he is now living as her!

Who remembers that hyperbaric chamber or whatever they'd use pictures of him with that with glowing eyes saying he was a zombie or alien GOOD TIMES!
Any chance that was in News of the World? I think that was the name of the paper. It had Batboy and stuff. Damn I loved looking at it at the check-out aisle.
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He and Elvis would make a rather odd pair, imho.
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Any chance that was in News of the World? I think that was the name of the paper. It had Batboy and stuff. Damn I loved looking at it at the check-out aisle.
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OMG!

I remember seeing "bat boy" on an enquirer magazine when I was a kid and it scared the living bejesus out of me!!!

I remember going home and having nightmares!
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I swear American Idol reject Phil Stacey is Bat Boy's twin:


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He faked his death. Latoya is really dead he is now living as her!

Who remembers that hyperbaric chamber or whatever they'd use pictures of him with that with glowing eyes saying he was a zombie or alien GOOD TIMES!
it would be just my luck to find out he faked his death.

Sometimes I forget just how much he changed his looks, gosh he's one scary mo-fo.
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I was wondering how long this would take. I'm officially on MJ overload now. Done. Tired of the whole thing.
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Maybe MJ's working in the same 7-11 that Elvis is working in.

As far as Elvis being alive goes, I always said that if Elvis was still alive Lisa Marie marrying MJ would've either killed him for real or made him go public.
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The jetpack is the best!

Maybe he was looking into a temporary coma until those scary O2 gigs were over. But, oops ...
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Flying to Greenland by jetpak to live as an Eskimo? Any UFO's been sighted lately?
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He and Elvis would make a rather odd pair, imho.
It's weird when father and son-in-law play dead together
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