June 26th, 2009, 10:03 PM
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Thank goodness for Gwyneth Paltrow and her thoroughly pretentious down-to-earth webiste Goop (nourish that inner aspect, people!) otherwise we may have never known how to make a sandwich. Get your Veganaise and course salt at the ready...
Gwyneth wrote her site:
Spread each slice of bread with a tablespoon of Vegenaise or mayonnaise, sprinkle with coarse salt and pepper. Layer the bacon, tomato, avocado and lettuce on four slices of the bread and then sandwich with the remaining four. Cut each sandwich in half and serve."
Wow...
*Mind boggles*
Next week: Gwyneth 's step by step guide of how to make a Pot Noodle...
News | Gwyneth Paltrow makes a sandwich | Holy Moly!
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June 26th, 2009, 10:09 PM
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I'll assume she was born yesterday and dumber than a bag of rocks. Like she ever prepaired anything in her kitchen. Also, why the hell offer vegenaise with bacon??
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June 26th, 2009, 10:10 PM
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Bacon? I thought she was a vegetarian? 
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June 26th, 2009, 10:12 PM
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Soy bacon. Here's the link:
GOOP Newsletter
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June 26th, 2009, 10:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey
Layer the bacon, tomato, avocado and lettuce on four slices of the bread and then sandwich with the remaining four.
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"Sandwich" is a verb?
ETA: Ew, I hate veggie fake meats they are chocked full of MSG.
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June 26th, 2009, 10:30 PM
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I got a piece of meat for her sandwich buns! 
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June 26th, 2009, 10:35 PM
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The twit.
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June 26th, 2009, 10:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pippin69
ETA: Ew, I hate veggie fake meats they are chocked full of MSG.
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Depends on the brand, I think. The ones I buy don't have any MSG.
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June 26th, 2009, 10:42 PM
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Spread each slice of bread with a tablespoon of Vegenaise or mayonnaise, sprinkle with coarse salt and pepper. Layer the bacon, tomato, avocado and lettuce on four slices of the bread and then sandwich with the remaining four. Cut each sandwich in half and SHOVE IT DOWN HER GOD DAMN THROAT!
There, I feel better.
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June 26th, 2009, 10:51 PM
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There is no way I believe fishsticks eats bacon.
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June 26th, 2009, 10:55 PM
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It's soy bacon, apparently.
Normally, I don't mind Gwynnie, but for Pete's sake, how stupid do you have to be that you need instructions for making a damn sandwich?
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June 26th, 2009, 10:56 PM
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Oh, soy bacon. Erm, yummy?
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June 26th, 2009, 11:25 PM
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Never would've thought of that one. Have to book mark that.
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June 26th, 2009, 11:29 PM
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She's a clever one, that fishsticks.
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June 26th, 2009, 11:43 PM
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I hate the biatch with a passion but I had that exact sandwich last night for dinner....with the real bacon, of course. So effing good! 
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