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    Default Cops to Lindsay Lohan – keep it down!

    Lindsay Lohan’s house was rocking and the cops came knocking!

    According to TMZ, the Los Angeles Police Department was called to Lindsay’s Hollywood Hills home early Sunday morning due to excessive noise.

    The police reportedly arrived at the actress’ house at 4:20 AM and issued the allegedly noisy starlet a ticket for loud music, which her neighbors had complained about.

    In more LiLo news, as previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay were spotted out and about on Thursday night where they met to discuss doing a possible reality show together about people getting second chances.

    “Working on a really great project for television- I am excited!” she Tweeted over the weekend. “Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC

    LiLo’s next movie, “Labor Pains,” will debut on ABC Family next month.

    Cops To Lindsay Lohan – Keep It Down! | Access Hollywood - Celebrity News, Photos & Videos

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    It was 420...ha!

    What a dumbass....

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    This reminds me of my own experience with the po-po.

    One time my two room mates and I were partying way too loudly- which oddly enough we'd partied louder than this before and nothing ever came of it- we were drunk, high and blasting obscene rap music while doing karaoke, jumping around and even getting in laundry baskets and going down the stairs...don't ask and we were pretty much doing all of this simultaneously and all of a sudden there's a knock on the door.

    One of the room mates ran upstairs to hide and the other one just stood there dumbfounded as I answered the door and there was a jolly, fat cop who looked as though he'd had one donut too many with your stereotypical mustache.

    Cop: "Got a noise complaint. You kids need to keep it down."

    Me: "Sorry officer. We're just enjoying our weekend a little too much. We'll keep it down."

    Cop: "Alright then."

    Room mate: *to the cop* "Want a beer?"

    Me: *death glare* @!#@$@!#%#!@#@!!@#$%

    Cop: "I don't want to have to come back here."

    Me: "Oh, you won't! In fact, I think we're going to go to bed."

    Cop: "Alright, you kids be safe and have a nice night."

    Me: "You too."

    Room mate: *to the cop* "Don't get shot!!!"



    My room mate, he was such an idiot.

    Yeaaaah...that pretty much scared me straight, never had another noise complaint since and I intend to keep it that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoodyJenny86 View Post
    Room mate: *to the cop* "Want a beer?"

    Me: *death glare* @!#@$@!#%#!@#@!!@#$%

    ...

    Room mate: *to the cop* "Don't get shot!!!"
    LOL, i love your room mate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stef View Post
    LOL, i love your room mate!
    LOL.

    I'm sure he'd love you too!

    He's a huge fan of women but they aren't so much of him.

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    Hilarious story, Jenny Even funnier is the fact I'm thinking Al Bundy is telling it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DitaPage* View Post
    Hilarious story, Jenny Even funnier is the fact I'm thinking Al Bundy is telling it.
    ^Oh jesus...I'd PAY Al Bundy to tell that story!!!

    It'd sound a lot more hilarious coming from him than it would from me.

    Al Bundy is a god.

    He's my fucking hero.

    Some people find this strange considering I'm not of the male species.

    Hehehe.

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    ^He is fucking H I L A R I O U S. I think he's an ARSEHOLE though Just a very amusing one so he doesn't annoy me as much.

    And I'm with you there - I'd pay to hear that story too. It should have been in a Married with Children script.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DitaPage* View Post
    ^He is fucking H I L A R I O U S. I think he's an ARSEHOLE though Just a very amusing one so he doesn't annoy me as much.

    And I'm with you there - I'd pay to hear that story too. It should have been in a Married with Children script.
    ^Damn! And to think if only this could have happened to me 22 years ago when the show first started!!!

    Yeah, the only reason I don't think he's an ass is because I'm basically the anti-Marcy.

    Hell, if such a club existed I'd be a member of No MA'AM as well as the male equivalent!

    See, I don't discriminate!

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    Eh, cops coming to tell you to turn the music down. Big deal. Why is this news? Haven't KrazyKatie and TinyTom done anything more interesting than seeing Diaz gether star today?
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    At uni in halls we got told off for 'excessive noise'. Killjoys.
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    I once had the cops knock at my door because someone complained about my dog barking in the backyard. It was 5:00pm during the summer and kids were playing and shrieking up and down the back alley. My dog, btw, was in the house at that time. I asked the cop if he didn't want the woman next door, who had, I'm not kidding, about 15 dogs who were almost always outside. He said no, the complaint was regarding my dog.

    Wtf?!
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    4:20 a.m. is Lindsay's peak hour.

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    Yes, it is when she comes out of her crypt and bangs on people's doors.

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