June 11th, 2009, 05:46 PM
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Paris Shows Ronaldo Her Best Side
Posted Jun 11th 2009 2:52PM by TMZ Staff
How did Paris Hilton lure soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo? Why show him her ass, of course!
TMZ got these photos of Paris and Cristiano snuggling up at club MyHouse last night. A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, we're told he couldn't keep his hands off her and they eventually headed over to sister Nicky's house.
Our source said, "Paris is stoked to be with a real athlete -- unlike her ex, a low-paid minor league baseball player."
Paris Shows Ronaldo Her Best Side | TMZ.com
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June 11th, 2009, 05:50 PM
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He might be good for her. All that grease might kill off her crabs.
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June 11th, 2009, 06:14 PM
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They deserve each other,both gross 
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June 11th, 2009, 06:27 PM
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she heard he's making more money. thats why she dumped whats his face.
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June 11th, 2009, 06:32 PM
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No. No no no no no. I lust his greasy ass.
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June 11th, 2009, 06:37 PM
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GAWD she is a skank whore.
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June 11th, 2009, 06:44 PM
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Someone needs to buy her a pair of undies. Just saying.
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June 11th, 2009, 07:32 PM
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Ew. Not something I needed to see so soon after breakfast
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June 11th, 2009, 07:42 PM
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Ok, he's officially dead to me. SMH
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June 11th, 2009, 08:17 PM
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It looks like she's hanging all over him, not the other way around. In any case, I wouldn't be surprised at all if this "source" was her. Nice asshole comment about being with a "real athlete" now. She's such a bitch.
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June 11th, 2009, 09:00 PM
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At least the Herpz is contained.
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June 11th, 2009, 09:02 PM
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I'd call that big-footed exhibitionist a "pig" but I do not want to insult our porcine friends.
She's a real piece of garbage. I just spent half the day working on a pic involving garbage (don't ask). It's unfinished. But now that you mention it, if I add Wonky to the fray my unfinished garbage 'painting' might see some completion. Thanks for the idea, guys!
Where is the "racist skank!" member?
Every time I click on a link about ol' Wonky, and i don't see those two words, I kind of miss it.
It makes me laugh, though.
"Racist skank!"
She's that all right...and so much more and not in a good way...
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June 11th, 2009, 09:19 PM
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I think the "source" is Paris too, January. She's notorious for doing this, calling the tabs with dirt on her enemies and favorable "facts" about herself. Probably mostly deals in lies.
And anyway, did anyone else catch on TMZ tv that clip where they caught her crying outside a club the night she and Doug douchebag broke up? They said she started fighting with him because he was flirting or talking with an ex-gf and Parisite made a big scene and stomped out of the club crying. Clearly, she's pissed at him so I wouldn't be at all surprised if this is all a big calculated show to "get back at him." She's an immature bitch like that.
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June 11th, 2009, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Beeyotch
I think the "source" is Paris too, January. She's notorious for doing this, calling the tabs with dirt on her enemies and favorable "facts" about herself. Probably mostly deals in lies.
And anyway, did anyone else catch on TMZ tv that clip where they caught her crying outside a club the night she and Doug douchebag broke up? They said she started fighting with him because he was flirting or talking with an ex-gf and Parisite made a big scene and stomped out of the club crying. Clearly, she's pissed at him so I wouldn't be at all surprised if this is all a big calculated show to "get back at him." She's an immature bitch like that.
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Exactly. This sounds too "pro-Paris" to be believed. Plus, she is desperate to get her name back in the headlines, which is probably one of the reasons she broke things off with that Doug guy. The minute he's gone she starts flashing her cooch and shagging random guys.
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June 11th, 2009, 09:56 PM
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Paris Hilton whores it up with 
