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Tom Cruise to return to Mission Impossible movies
Mission Impossible IV: The Hunt For Tommy Girl's Sanity
Since Tom Cooze's last two movies (that Nazi cacaness and that lamb shit) didn't even make enough money to cover his monthly anal bleaching bill, he is going back to a sure thing: the Mission Impossible series. J.J. Abrams tells TVGuide (via Coming Soon) that he will once again deal with Tommy's craziness in order to produce Mission Impossible 4.
J.J. said, "I am incredibly honored that Tom has invited me back as a producer on Mission: Impossible 4. Tom and I have come up with a really cool idea we are pursuing."
Joo know what's a mission impossible? Getting me to see a Tom Cooze movie without lying to me by saying that the theater makes their popcorn with Valium oil and that they sell Junior Weed Mints at the counter. Okay, can somebody please start selling Junior Weed Mints. Thank you.
I hope the "cool idea" they are pursuing is casting Suri Cruise as the villainess with anti-depressants as her henchmen.
Mission Impossible IV: The Hunt For Tommy Girl's Sanity | Dlisted
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
getting a bit long in the tooth for that aint he
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
Just go the fuck away Tom Midget. This man just doesn't get it.
"Everyone is tired of seeing the Kardashians “taking” things: Miami, New York, divorce papers, men’s dignity, big black penises. Just stop." -Stefanie Williams
Mission Impossible 4 is really uncalled for.
The real impossible mission is making him seem not creepy.
(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
Did the last one make any money?
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Originally Posted by sluce
^^ Did the last one make any sense.
"I'm sorry, but I don't date ugly people."
LOL - a very valid question. I have never seen any of them so I can't anwer.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
I cannot wait, love those MI movies!
Good. Cruise can finally kill that franchise.
I liked the first two better than the third. I wish he would realize that he isn't America's biggest movie star. His reign has ended.
He certainly isn't Harrison Ford. MI4 has epic fail written all over it.
A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have. ~Thomas Jefferson
Better not tell RoboKatie that who is constantly proclaiming she married the Biggest Star in the World.
That's just because Tiny is too much of a tightwad to pay for an upgrade on her voice chip to give her a few more phrases.
Tommy's desperation is showing.
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