Delusional Mariah Carey isn't 40 or fat, but she's got a real shaved pussy ya'll!

Grimmlok · May 25th, 2009, 10:51 AM

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Mariah Carey, who turned 40 in March, insists she will no longer admit her real age and wants to remain in her 30s for the rest of her life.

(BANG) -

Mariah Carey will never turn 40.

The 'Touch My Body' star - who reached the landmark birthday in March - will never admit her real age and wants to remain a woman in her 30s for the rest of her life.

She said: "Read my bio again. We can't allow these lies to spread! Don't say the F word around me. It's just a number but I don't see why women should have to conform to what is expected of a 40-year-old - whatever that is."

To celebrate her birthday - which was on March 27 - Mariah's husband Nick Cannon whisked her away to Barbados on a private jet.

Mariah enjoyed an intimate dinner party with 11 close friends at the exclusive Wispers restaurant, which was filled with hundreds of pink and lavender balloons.

A source said: "It was important to Nick that the trip be a very relaxing one, where Mariah and her friends could truly enjoy themselves."

At the time, Nick revealed he wanted to treat his wife to a "bald eagle" for her birthday.

But as well as being an endangered species, a "bald eagle" is also a slang term for someone with shaved pubic hair.

(C) BANG Media International

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bleurk,

*DIVA! · May 25th, 2009, 10:59 AM

She's Cuckoo for cocoa puffs, and he's a fucking clown!

Jaguar · May 25th, 2009, 11:06 AM

She's doesn't want to admit her age, great. Now she's going to spend eternity wearing those getups that belong on a 14 year old.

Palermo · May 25th, 2009, 11:30 AM

What a totally unclassy thing to say. But then consider the source

NicoleWasHere · May 25th, 2009, 11:43 AM

So she's gonna be 39 forever? Sounds pretty close to 40 to me

Mrs P · May 25th, 2009, 12:40 PM

Go eat a Ho Ho bitch.

msdeb · May 25th, 2009, 12:46 PM

ugh i could have gone ALL day without reading about her getting a bald eagle.

DitaPage* · May 25th, 2009, 12:49 PM

He's treating her? Wow what a cheap asshole.

Seriously, what the fuck kind of gift is that.

'Honey, I'll pay for your waxing'.

She sounds like a high maintenance pain in the ass. I'm surprised there are men who want to put up with it.

Gen X EJC · May 25th, 2009, 12:50 PM

thank god her Hello Kitty watch doesn't show a year on it.

kingcap72 · May 25th, 2009, 01:35 PM

Moo Moo KittyFuck needs another trip to the nuthouse where she can ride unicorns and eat glitter all day.

sputnik · May 25th, 2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Moo Moo KittyFuck needs another trip to the nuthouse where she can ride unicorns and eat glitter all day.

rollo · May 25th, 2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DitaPage*

He's treating her? Wow what a cheap asshole.

Seriously, what the fuck kind of gift is that.

'Honey, I'll pay for your waxing'.

She sounds like a high maintenance pain in the ass. I'm surprised there are men who want to put up with it.

Oh, I think they will when they can't earn any money by themselves.

Laurent · May 25th, 2009, 02:02 PM

Not admitting your age only works when everyone doesn't already know how old you are, Mariah.

holly · May 25th, 2009, 04:24 PM

Aside from herself, no one gives a flying flip how old she is! My 30s have been the best years of my life, in terms of really getting to know myself, being happy,& embracing change. I'm actually looking forward to 40!

I don't care if ppl know how old I am or how much I weigh or what size I wear...it's all just numbers & it's certainly not worth letting it rule my life or make myself miserable about it!

*Although I am trying to lose some weight b/c my clothes are getting tight, not b/c I'm obsessed with the # on the scale!

McJag · May 25th, 2009, 06:18 PM

I hope it doesn't get sunburnt.