Paulina Porizkova fired from America's Next Top Model

[Mrs P]

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Paulina Porizkova's Special Birfday Gift From Ty Ty





Paulina Porizkova has a new Birfday memory! Every year, she can think back to the birfday where Ty Ty quit her ass! Last night on Craig Ferguson, Paulina said she received a call on her birfday from the America's Next Top Model producers telling her to get all her shit out and sit on the curb, because she was fa-fa-fa-fired! Paulina said, "The reason I was told I was fired was because it seemed that America’s Next Top Model has gotten too fat and they needed to cut some fat and the fat was me. So I figured it was either that or my gigantic huge ego. Which I wasn’t aware of until I was told by the producers that I have an ego problem."
When I read the last part, I had to swallow my coffee really fast, because I knew that shit would come squirting out in a quick millisecond. Cut the fat?! Huge ego?! I'm staring at Ty Ty and laughing with my eyes. That's the pot calling the kettle an egotistical fat ass. Yeah, Paulina was a bitch, but that's how I like 'em. Ty Ty really just can't handle another bitch in the room.
At this point, they shouldn't even bother getting another model to replace Paulina. In fact, they should fire all the judges. All except Ty Ty, of course. They should just get several cardboard cut-outs of Tyrannosaurus Banks and sit them at the judges table. Crazy ass Ty Ty can do all the voices for them. I mean, that's where this shit is headed. Ty Ty can also be all the contestants too. And SPOILER ALERT, she'll win in the end. America's Next Top ME starring Ty Ty.
VIA Entertainment Weekly

[tulip]

Oh man -- I like Paulina! Bummer. Wish they had gotten rid of Miss Jay. He bugs beyond belief.

[MoodyJenny86]

She's a bitch...so good riddance.

Although I do agree that while she is one...she's a hell of a lot more useful than MS. J.

Wtf?

J just sits at panel, makes stupid faces and makes comments on what they are wearing...

He's pointless! And annoying.

[Daphne]

Paulina is quite often the only panel member with anything a). coherent and b). constructive to add.

[buttmunch]

I think it was patently obvious that Banks couldn't stand her, mainly because she had valid points to make which usually were the opposite of the bs spewed by Banks.

[AquariusMoon]

i never liked paulina much when she was on

[Mr. Authority]

Wow she was like the only person I could stand on that panel. :/

Seriously after tonight I'm done with this farce anyway (if Allison does'nt win I swear to God!)

[A*O]

"Tyrannosaurus Banks"

[msdeb]

i am so glad they canned her. i didnt like her at all. Bring Twiggy back!

[Laurent]

I'm thinking the problem is that Tyra doesn't seem to like other women. She gets on like a house fire with the men on that show, but not the women.

[MrsDark]

Whassamatter, She upstaging Tyrant?

[buttmunch]

I'm thinking the problem is that Tyra doesn't seem to like other women. She gets on like a house fire with the men on that show, but not the women.

She gets on with gay men who are beholden to her for work. She doesn't seem to have much luck with straight men or woman of any stripe (I agree she doesn't seem to like women). I htink she's going to lose her gays any day now and what I really want is for Janice to come back.

[Mivvi21]

Tyra is so egotistical that it's pathetic. I couldn't take one damn day with her on that panel without slapping her. Paulina is lucky she escaped Tyra's wrath,and should be dancing a jig of glee because of it.

[levitt]

I never liked Paulina.

[Mel1973]

Isn't Nigel straight? don't any of you come back and say he isnt'!!! he's been there since the get-go, hasn't he?
Tyrant is a bitch and always has been.. and somebody besides her has an ego on that show????