Kanye West is mad at Twitter

Honey · May 12th, 2009, 08:08 PM

I could almost feel Kanye West's MacBook Air breaking while reading his latest LOLrant about Twitter. Kanye slapped his peen on the CAPS-LOCK key and went fucking at it. Blink a few hundred times before reading, because it's been a while.

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

You know what my favorite part is? It's the beginning part in the parenthesis! It's like he's whispering to all of us before he opens his chest and throws his wrath down on the SQUID BRAINS at Twitter. Kanye is oh-so gentle when he needs to be.
But Gay Fish is totally right. This is some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT and a FUCKING FARCE! Twitter should devote an entire department to this issue. And Mr. Twitterfucker himself, Ashton Kutcher, should head this project! The Twitter world should not continue to spin until all fradulanet Kanyes have been shut down. BECAUSE HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!! And his ass is fucking CRAZY!

Dlisted | Be Very Afraid

Grimmlok · May 12th, 2009, 08:10 PM

lol yay! Kanye manifesto!

NicoleWasHere · May 12th, 2009, 10:04 PM

Such devastation

SVZ · May 12th, 2009, 10:05 PM

wow his grammar is piss poor

Kittylady · May 12th, 2009, 10:48 PM

Quote:

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... *snip* blah, blah, blah *snip* BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

Rough translation: " Notice meeeeeeeeeee!"

kingcap72 · May 12th, 2009, 11:53 PM

A new day, a new reason for Kanye to whine.

DitaPage* · May 13th, 2009, 01:27 AM

I hate him, but he's right. Twitter is lame. And certain celebrities post every 5 minutes because their 'followers' care that they're 'on their way to the airport'.

There's no better example of attention seeking ever!

I thought they were too good for us common people anyway. Well they are. Idiots follow them and they don't follow anyone back of course, just other celebrities. So it's an elitism thing still.

Mrs P · May 13th, 2009, 06:33 AM

I think TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY will be my new motto for my lazy ass. When opening this story, I thought that Kanye was going to be whining that Twitter is taking away traffic from his blog and people aren't paying as much attention to him anymore.

olivia · May 13th, 2009, 06:41 AM

I love Kanye. I want to adopt him as another brother, then call him up to give him some shit everyday and listen to him slam on the caps lock and go mental.

He's adorable.

JadeStar70 · May 13th, 2009, 04:57 PM

I wonder if Kanye will Twitter or Blog about what Simon Cowell said about Kris Allen singing his song (Heartless was it??) on American Idol the other night. I thought he said it was sung better than the original.

Shiver · May 13th, 2009, 07:23 PM

He cracks me up. It's been too long since we had a Kanye RANT.

DitaPage* · May 14th, 2009, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JadeStar70

I wonder if Kanye will Twitter or Blog about what Simon Cowell said about Kris Allen singing his song (Heartless was it??) on American Idol the other night. I thought he said it was sung better than the original.

It totally was. And I'm so happy Kris did that song because I have always liked it and hated the fact it was a fucking Kanye song.

WhateverLolaWants · May 14th, 2009, 08:03 AM

*pout*

sluce · May 14th, 2009, 10:42 AM

He must be devastated. He deserves better than this.

May 12th, 2009, 08:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Honey Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: England Posts: 41,706	Kanye West is mad at Twitter I could almost feel Kanye West's MacBook Air breaking while reading his latest LOLrant about Twitter. Kanye slapped his peen on the CAPS-LOCK key and went fucking at it. Blink a few hundred times before reading, because it's been a while. (This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!! You know what my favorite part is? It's the beginning part in the parenthesis! It's like he's whispering to all of us before he opens his chest and throws his wrath down on the SQUID BRAINS at Twitter. Kanye is oh-so gentle when he needs to be. But Gay Fish is totally right. This is some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT and a FUCKING FARCE! Twitter should devote an entire department to this issue. And Mr. Twitterfucker himself, Ashton Kutcher, should head this project! The Twitter world should not continue to spin until all fradulanet Kanyes have been shut down. BECAUSE HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!! And his ass is fucking CRAZY! Dlisted \| Be Very Afraid

May 12th, 2009, 08:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Grimmlok Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In WhoreLand fucking your MOM Posts: 54,821	lol yay! Kanye manifesto! __________________ I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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WhateverLolaWants Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,327	pout __________________ ---------------------------- *"Ask me about pins*

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sluce Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: in Brad and Angie's bedroom Posts: 21,254	He must be devastated. He deserves better than this. __________________ “You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.” ~ John Green

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May 12th, 2009, 10:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
NicoleWasHere Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: kcmo Posts: 14,484	Such devastation

May 12th, 2009, 10:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
SVZ Do fish have boogers? Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Venus Posts: 1,000,003,613	wow his grammar is piss poor

May 12th, 2009, 11:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
kingcap72 Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: 10 miles from Pootie Tang Posts: 21,919	A new day, a new reason for Kanye to whine.

May 13th, 2009, 01:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
DitaPage* La vie en rose Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 37,548	I hate him, but he's right. Twitter is lame. And certain celebrities post every 5 minutes because their 'followers' care that they're 'on their way to the airport'. There's no better example of attention seeking ever! I thought they were too good for us common people anyway. Well they are. Idiots follow them and they don't follow anyone back of course, just other celebrities. So it's an elitism thing still.

May 13th, 2009, 06:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mrs P Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 5,549	I think TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY will be my new motto for my lazy ass. When opening this story, I thought that Kanye was going to be whining that Twitter is taking away traffic from his blog and people aren't paying as much attention to him anymore.

May 13th, 2009, 06:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
olivia Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,522	I love Kanye. I want to adopt him as another brother, then call him up to give him some shit everyday and listen to him slam on the caps lock and go mental. He's adorable.

May 13th, 2009, 04:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
JadeStar70 Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: BFE, Iowa Posts: 4,174	I wonder if Kanye will Twitter or Blog about what Simon Cowell said about Kris Allen singing his song (Heartless was it??) on American Idol the other night. I thought he said it was sung better than the original.

May 13th, 2009, 07:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
Shiver Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,079	He cracks me up. It's been too long since we had a Kanye RANT.

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