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    Would you take advice from Miley Cyrus? Imagine you were 15 years old, and Miley was your friend… would you take her advice then? If your answer was “no” to both of those questions, congratulations, you are intelligent. It seems Miley has been handing out some bad advice to her little tween and teen friends. She’s telling them that they need to hunker down and get boyfriends, or else all of the guys will be taken. Not only that, but Miley’s telling her friends that they need to put out, or as The National Enquirer reports “they’d better be ready when it’s time to go all the way”.
    This is seriously the kind of advice girls give to give each other - I remember being a kid and hearing my friends give some version of this lecture. No one would worry if it wasn’t Miley Cyrus giving the lecture. Not only is Miley a celebrity, she’s one of those young girls who likes to talk publicly about her Christian faith and her virginity. She may actually be a virgin, for all I know. I don’t think it’s any of my business, and I’m only aware of it because Miley talks about it so much. But the ever-vigilant hypocrisy-watchers are everywhere:
    Billy Ray Cyris and wife Tish struggle to keep mega-star Miley Cyrus’ image squeaky-clean, but lately they’re getting a blistering earful from parents of Miley’s teen galpals, who charge that their brat’s telling their kids they should start cranking their love lives into high gear, braggin that at age 16, she already romancing grown-up Justin Gaston, 20.
    Worse, the parents complain, Miley’s flat-out advising the wide-eyed girls that they’d better find themselves a guy, or they’re gonna be left by the side of the road, and they’d better be ready when it’s time to go all the way, reveals a family friend. That sure ain’t music to the ears of parents of Miley’s girl posse, many of whom aren’t in show business.
    Said the friend: “Billy Ray and Tish keep fielding calls from parents who ask: ‘Do you know what kind of stuff your daughter is feeding out girl?’ They’re worried because Miley’s pals admire her so much, they’ll take anything she says as gospel.”
    [From The National Enquirer, print edition, May 11, 2009]
    The Gospel of Miley Cyrus? Must. Read. Considering Billy Ray is so involved in Miley’s love life, I’ve got to wonder if this is his version of the birds and bees talk. It seems to have that whiff of condescending perversion, and I can actually see Billy Ray telling Miley, “You need to learn how to get a man, and keep a man.” Ew, I grossed myself out.

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    Yeah, but she's a virgin because she grew up Christian.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    I have never once thought she was a good role model for young girls.

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    is strong enough to take everything you have. ~Thomas Jefferson

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    Her money is all she needs to keep a man. She could be as frigid as they come, and she will never be without a K-Fed.
    "Just because I walked into a turd supermarket doesn't mean I have to buy anything." - John Oliver

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    Cant wait til she's knocked up and on the crazy train.

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    I wonder how true this is? If she said this she, is even stupider(is that a word?) than I thought.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    ^Yeah, it is the National Enquirer after all.

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    She has a mouth like that ugly guy from Napoleon Dynamite/Blades of Glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    She has a mouth like that ugly guy from Napoleon Dynamite/Blades of Glory.
    Ha, you're right! That's Jon Heder...whom I find oddly dweeby-twitchy hot *runs*
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    Fuck off chipmunk face
    I'm using a lot of oxygen and such — I think it's good use of oxygen myself, but of course, I'm a little prejudiced on the matter.

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    Because at 16, you need your firend to tell you to find a boyfriend and experiment sex... I think that that's what most 16 years old gilrs would do anyway, with or without Miley's advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Yeah, but she's a virgin because she grew up Christian.
    Who the fuck is Christian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belt Up View Post
    Who the fuck is Christian?
    The statement came directly from her in the other thread. Who knows, maybe she did mean a guy.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Someday, hopefully soon, she and her Redneck family will head on back to Bumpkinville.

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    I don't buy this, I don't think any teenager would run to their parents and say "Miley told me to get a man and start fucking my brains out". Kids are more inclined to say "Mom, I'm sleeping over and Debbie's tonight", and then go someone else with their boyfriends and fuck their brains out.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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