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![]() In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week is called “Brad Moves Out”. Gee, I wonder what it’s about? The “moving out” story (via Showbiz Spy) is apparently based on last week’s story of Brad jetting off to France for a few days before Easter. Because, yes, in Tabloidville, going to France for a few days is “Moving Out”. In Touch doubles down on the moving out story, saying that Brad and Angelina’s recent trip to a Long Island grocery story was just a public relations move - they “can turn it on for the cameras most of the time”. So, you see, the rumors of a split started because they hadn’t been photographed together for a couple of months, and now that they’re photographed together, it’s “all for the cameras”. The tabloids get them coming and going: Relations between Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are at an all time low — but the two are putting on a show of unity for the cameras.From Showbiz Spy As far as the claim that Angelina offered Brad $90 million for the kids, it just seems too absurd. In the first place, Angelina doesn’t have that kind of money. Brad does - Angelina doesn’t. Secondly, Angelina wouldn’t take away the kids, not even if they split. Those kids love their father, and what would taking the kids away accomplish? For people who have been consistent gossip readers for years, this all has a summer 2007 feel to it. That was the time when every tabloid and site were piling on Brangelina, claiming all kinds of crazy things about their demise. Why do the tabloids do it? Is it low circulation? Declining readership? Do they think these split stories are what people want to hear? Cele|bitchy » Blog Archive » In Touch Weekly claims Brad Pitt moved out
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I think if most couples had multiple homes there would be a lot more 'moving out.' It must be considerably easier to get a break from the old ball and chain when (a) you aren't married to begin with, and (b) there's always that big ass house in France waiting for you.
In circumstances like those, how do you even know when someone has left you? They could just be like, sorry, I gotta go oversee the renovations on the chateau. |
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right. 'cause when it's ALL the tabloids and about the brange, it's clearly lies.... I mean, come on, it's lies - they were just grocery shopping last week... that was REAL right???
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^^ the rat bastard even took the cornflakes, yes it was reported by some mothers wearing sweat pants, pearl earrings and stilettos. Also over heard "I'm running back to Jen, she was the best thing that ever happened to me and she'll let me smoke you vile woman you"... Brad says vile a lot or so says the women in the sweat pants, pearls and stilettos.
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Of course he took the Cornflakes. Who WOULDN'T?
The question is what became of the peach? ** IDK but the breakup rumors are flying fast and furious. It'll be interesting to see them at Cannes. |
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CornFlakegrl; Of course he took the Cornflakes. Who WOULDN'T?
The question is what became of the peach? phfft she's munching down on some Cheerios just watching the fireworks start... but they never really start do they? What a bear, all these teasers and nothing to show for it. ** IDK but the breakup rumors are flying fast and furious. It'll be interesting to see them at Cannes. Isn't Cannes a shoe store? pitiful Peach just pitiful Is Cannes soon? Oh for the love another 3 weeks of rehashed stores and a gazillion pictures. "Oh look theres Brad in his hat, without his hat, dyed hair, streaked hair" "oh look theres Angelina she's thin, she's pregnant, she's thinking about banging her brother...." sigh. |
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Isn't Cannes a shoe store? pitiful Peach just pitiful Is Cannes soon? Oh for the love another 3 weeks of rehashed stores and a gazillion pictures. "Oh look theres Brad in his hat, without his hat, dyed hair, streaked hair" "oh look theres Angelina she's thin, she's pregnant, she's thinking about banging her brother...." sigh.[/quote] Sounds like you have inside scoop. Spill it! |
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