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    Madonna dumps Jesus for Moses



    ABRAHAM MOSES SCHIMMEL



    MADONNA has clearly got religion-no sooner has she dumped JESUS than she's taken up with MOSES.

    Yes, you heard me right. And I can tell you that Jesus-that's her ex-isn't too happy about it.
    But hey, Papa Don't Preach, so I'll just tell you how it is.
    Madge, 50, enjoyed a string of secret dates in London last week with Jewish millionaire businessman ABRAHAM MOSES SCHIMMEL.
    Just to confuse things, Moses (right) is also known as Marc in business circles (there's no Matthew, Luke or John though).
    At 44, he's twice as old as Brazilian toyboy JESUS LUZ and doubly keen to step things up with the Queen of Pop.
    But that's not going down too well with the young one. A source close to Madonna said: "It's bizarre, you couldn't find two men more different. Jesus isn't happy about her relationship with Marc, but she enjoys his company."
    Apparently they have lots in common like Kabbalah and exercise. They are both divorced with kids and there's a deep spiritual connection that neither of them have ever experienced."
    The friend went on: "Everyone thinks they would be great together. Marc's ready to take things to the next level. He knows Madonna needs time, but he doesn't think Jesus is right for her."
    Madonna dumped Jesus (pictured with her above earlier this month as she started her unsuccessful attempt to adopt Malawi girl MERCY.
    The pair were snapped together for the first time since the split in New York this week. The pal went on: "Madonna doesn't want to rush into anything serious but Marc has been brilliant for her. He's been her rock over the breakdown of her adoption in Malawi."
    So has some other GUY too. Last week I told how her ex-hubby had been comforting Madge at a Kabbalah event in London.
    Clearly Madonna's 11th commandment to Moses is: I shall not ditch all my men at once.
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    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/show...for-Moses.html

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    The thread title alone just blew my mind.

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    Hell by the thread title I thought she was after Paltrow's baby. Well she does like them young.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitter View Post
    Hell by the thread title I thought she was after Paltrow's baby. Well she does like them young.

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    She's already fug-ified baby Jesus.

    He was cute a few weeks ago.
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    That Jesus really looks like her son, he looks so young!

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2791 View Post
    That Jesus really looks like her son, he looks so young!
    And that moses


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    she is so religious.
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    So .......in with the old and out with the new.......



    Testament
    I'm using a lot of oxygen and such I think it's good use of oxygen myself, but of course, I'm a little prejudiced on the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    she is so religious.
    Moses looks a little like Guy ...

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    Greatest freaking thread title EVER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    So .......in with the old and out with the new.......



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    Act normal and the crowd will accept you. Act deranged and they will make you their leader

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    It's a great thread title - isn't there a thread somewhere for great thread title?

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    I'm not sure I could have sex with someone named Jesus in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    I'm not sure I could have sex with someone named Jesus in the first place.
    Yeah, and the Spanish pronunciation isn't much better. Though if I had to choose between Jesus and Zeus, I think Jesus would be a much safer bet.
    "Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.

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