He's lipless but I still would
Nail-Chewin' Robert Pattinson Lets Fan Down
Apparently Robert Pattinson had a good reason for not showing up at castmate and friend Jackson Rathbone's concert up in Vancouver the other night—we're told he wasn't in town
According to exacting flying sources, sexy Robby touched down in L.A. Monday (with his management not far behind him) and caused quite the stink. Literally...
There has been so much ridiculous heat over this "Rob reeks" business; it's seriously nuts. We love our Rob, either way. Some costars are defending our boy, saying he smells like roses, but it's the fans who are starting to get a little sick over Pattz's love potion number gross.
A homolicious fan of Rob's was über-excited when he spotted R in the airport, only to be let down. "I was so disappointed," sighed our Pattinson eyes (and nose). "Rob's hair was a mess, he was so skinny and he was chewing his fingernails." What are you so nervous about, hon-pie? All this Kristen and Nikki lovetalk?
For the nostril record, Keanu Reeves went through a no showering phase that got the gays only slightly hot and very bothered, too. But K quickly rebounded. How can you not with a bod and face so appealing?
We have no fear that Rob's effortless coif will still be do-me impeccable, according to most. But jeez, man, would it kill ya to run a comb through your hair and a deo stick under your arms once in a while?
I would just use a good sudsing as a warm up. Yum!!!
his face looks busted
fucking open your eyes, burnout. gawd.
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
I wouldn't even with a Starship purchased vagina.
And somebody give the man a bar of soap.
I like my dirty men to be Keanu.
Life is what happens to you
While you're busy making other plans ~ John Lennon
That'd be a turn on for some."Rob's hair was a mess, he was so skinny and he was chewing his fingernails."
Seriously, is that ALL???
Act normal and the crowd will accept you. Act deranged and they will make you their leader
I don't get it. I just don't get the appeal at all. He's hideous.
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