Robert Pattinson still stinking the world up

**junebug** · April 16th, 2009, 06:43 PM

Nail-Chewin' Robert Pattinson Lets Fan Down

Apparently Robert Pattinson had a good reason for not showing up at castmate and friend Jackson Rathbone's concert up in Vancouver the other night—we're told he wasn't in town

According to exacting flying sources, sexy Robby touched down in L.A. Monday (with his management not far behind him) and caused quite the stink. Literally...

There has been so much ridiculous heat over this "Rob reeks" business; it's seriously nuts. We love our Rob, either way. Some costars are defending our boy, saying he smells like roses, but it's the fans who are starting to get a little sick over Pattz's love potion number gross.

A homolicious fan of Rob's was über-excited when he spotted R in the airport, only to be let down. "I was so disappointed," sighed our Pattinson eyes (and nose). "Rob's hair was a mess, he was so skinny and he was chewing his fingernails." What are you so nervous about, hon-pie? All this Kristen and Nikki lovetalk?
For the nostril record, Keanu Reeves went through a no showering phase that got the gays only slightly hot and very bothered, too. But K quickly rebounded. How can you not with a bod and face so appealing?
We have no fear that Rob's effortless coif will still be do-me impeccable, according to most. But jeez, man, would it kill ya to run a comb through your hair and a deo stick under your arms once in a while?

http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/the_a..._lets_fan.html

**Belt Up** · April 16th, 2009, 07:09 PM

He's lipless but I still would

***blink*** · April 16th, 2009, 07:25 PM

I would just use a good sudsing as a warm up. Yum!!!

**Grimmlok** · April 16th, 2009, 08:17 PM

his face looks busted

fucking open your eyes, burnout. gawd.

**GaPeach** · April 16th, 2009, 08:21 PM

I wouldn't even with a Starship purchased vagina.

And somebody give the man a bar of soap.

**Glitter** · April 18th, 2009, 08:25 PM

I like my dirty men to be Keanu.

**KrisNine** · April 18th, 2009, 10:50 PM

I'll just turn my head to the side when I need to take a breath. He's so yummy.

DitaPage* · April 19th, 2009, 03:54 AM

"Rob's hair was a mess, he was so skinny and he was chewing his fingernails."

That'd be a turn on for some.
Seriously, is that ALL???

**Nightdragon** · April 19th, 2009, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

his face looks busted

fucking open your eyes, burnout. gawd.

You are so right! And this is supposed to be sexy for the kiddies? I can see all the excited moms when little Suzie brings home some stank factory from the local bar...uck. He is so homely

**HWBL** · April 19th, 2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

his face looks busted

fucking open your eyes, burnout. gawd.

Originally Posted by GaPeach

I wouldn't even with a Starship purchased vagina.

And somebody give the man a bar of soap.

Originally Posted by Nightdragon

You are so right! And this is supposed to be sexy for the kiddies? I can see all the excited moms when little Suzie brings home some stank factory from the local bar...uck. He is so homely

ITA with all.

**LynnieD** · April 19th, 2009, 10:10 AM

I don't get it. I just don't get the appeal at all. He's hideous.

**katerpillar** · April 19th, 2009, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by DitaPage*

That'd be a turn on for some.
Seriously, is that ALL???

Biting his nails? OMG! Teh horrors! Only ugly people do that!

And gee, someone at an airport who's been flying for hours has scruffy hair and doesn't look like a flawless sex god... what a shock!

**Ahti** · April 19th, 2009, 10:55 AM

His face looks deformed.

**Novice** · April 19th, 2009, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by DitaPage*

Quote:
"Rob's hair was a mess, he was so skinny and he was chewing his fingernails."
That'd be a turn on for some.
Seriously, is that ALL???

I know, it seems.... silly at the least....

Originally Posted by LynnieD

I don't get it. I just don't get the appeal at all. He's hideous.

Thank GOODNESS! some sanity at last!

**GaPeach** · April 19th, 2009, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by katerpillar

Biting his nails? OMG! Teh horrors! Only ugly people do that!

And gee, someone at an airport who's been flying for hours has scruffy hair and doesn't look like a flawless sex god... what a shock!

I am a hands person and nothing turns me off like cigarette stained fingers with chomped on nails. It's just nasy.

When they said He was stinking up the world I thought they meant his acting.......... Edward would not wear lipstick and clown white make up.