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    Default Zombies are after Woody Harrelson

    Zombies Are After Woody Harrelson!




    Mega bonghead Woody Harrelson got into a little tussle at NYC's LaGuardia Airport this past Thursday with a TMZ cameradude who wanted to get up into his life. Woody didn't feel like playing, so he grabbed at the dude and broke one of his cameras. The dude can be heard whining on the video from TMZ that Woody is assaulting him. Woody busted out of there and the cameradude called the police who took his report.
    This isn't the first time Woody got down with a pap from TMZ. Two years ago, Woody was accused of choking a trick from TMZ. Woody is trying to get that case dismissed.
    Yesterday, Woody issued a statement explaining what went down at LaGuardia:

    "I wrapped a movie called `Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."
    So that's why I like Woody Harrelson!
    You know, don't zombies usually attack bitches with brains?! They were going after the wrong ho, because Woody smoked up his brains years ago! And Woody needs to watch more zombie movies. You don't attack their asses! You go for the head! GO FOR THE HEAD!!!
    This is just another reason why weed is a beautiful thing. It makes you say hilarious shit like this!
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    Act normal and the crowd will accept you. Act deranged and they will make you their leader

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    Pot makes you stupid. Exhibit A.

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    Dude. That's hilarious.

    And I wouldn't accost some guy whose dad is a stone-cold murderer, since the apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree.
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    Maybe he could start up a band with Billie Bob Thornton?

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    That pic of Woods and the Zombies is hilarious.

    "random snapshots used as connective tissue to create a relationship"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    Maybe he could start up a band with Billie Bob Thornton?
    and Jocaquim Phoenix.

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    Come on, he was joking and a pretty funny one, actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Come on, he was joking and a pretty funny one, actually.
    Yeah, I agree. He's f'ing around, I think it's hilarious. I've always liked Woody- I think it's because I watched 'White Men Can't Jump' like a thousand times on HBO when it came out.....

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    Lol!!! I love Woody Harrelson!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    Yeah, I agree. He's f'ing around, I think it's hilarious. I've always liked Woody- I think it's because I watched 'White Men Can't Jump' like a thousand times on HBO when it came out.....
    Me too! Still one of my favorite sports movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by visitor42 View Post
    and Jocaquim Phoenix.
    With Britney doing her undead dance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by visitor42 View Post
    Pot makes you stupid. Exhibit A.
    Pot doesn't make you stupid. Being stupid makes you stupid.

    "Natural Born Killers" is one of my fav all time movies.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Ha, I like Woody.
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    One of the zombies looks exactly like Princess Beatrice.

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