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    Default Gwyneth Paltrow's fashion picks of the season





    GOOP is not only good for laughs, but if you're really constipated it will bring on the runs in a major way. Fishsticks Patrow's latest ODE TO ME newsletter is all about her fashion picks of the season. Yeah, I can hear your ass rumbling from here. It's ready to barf. Read a piece of this shit:
    First of all, I never know what to wear in Los Angeles (are those pajamas??) and inexplicably, I am always freezing here. Having had a good look through the spring collections, I donít think itís necessary to make any sweeping changes. They are still selling gladiators that are almost identical to the ones I got last spring and there hasnít been any major shift in silhouettes. I am going to stick with the classics and update a few simple pieces that are easy to wear.
    Don't stick to the classics, stick a fist in your mouth instead, Fishy!
    Fishy goes on to show a bunch of ugly and boring shit from a Burberry dress to some stuff from TopShop. She only posted the TopShop shit for the little people. You know she doesn't even pick off her own toejam in that crap. Click here to see all of Fishy's choices.
    Fishy also cleaned out her own closet and decided to put some of her throwaways on eBay. The proceeds from the auction will go to The Robin Hood Foundation. Fishy, being the dumbass that she is, fucked up the link to the auction and still hasn't fixed it. Click here to see that shit on eBay.
    If you buy any of her crap, make sure you dip that shit in hot water mixed with a strong antibacterial soup before wearing. Pretentiousness might be contagious.

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    Hmmm. It might be difficult removing the odor of tartar sauce, but some of her EBay auctions are rather spiffy. Especially the purses and the Lanvin coat.



    I have no sympathy for anyone who calls their website GOOP, though. What a silly twat.
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    she has some good ideas , the problem is that she doesnt consider the price range and the economic suitation;not everyone can afford a burberry trench coat

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    Quote Originally Posted by junebug View Post
    she has some good ideas , the problem is that she doesnt consider the price range and the economic suitation;not everyone can afford a burberry trench coat
    Oh, she considers it. She just doesn't care. In one of her blogs she responded to criticism about her overly expensive suggestions by saying that she "can't pretend that she makes $50,000 a year." Meaning: it's not her fault the rest of us are poor and can't afford Burberry trench coats (my mom has a beautiful one, I'd buy one if I could afford it!)

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    The trench coat is Topshop.

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    I don't think I could ever pull off a traditional tan trench coat. I'd need a black one.

    At least this reminded me of my favorite gremlin.


    I want the Smythson Nancy black leather shoulder bag she has listed on ebay.

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    Slouchy pants? Widelegged jumpsuit? Oversized tunics? OMG, those are ugly choices! They only highlight how anorexic she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peike View Post


    Oh shit. Miley Cyrus somehow made it into this thread!

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    She is still talking?

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    what a dumbass twat! like any of us real ppl care 2 fucks about what ugly overpriced crap you're picking for the season dumb ho! all that shit is fug anyways just like ur face!

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    She's an idiot!
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    She's so full of herself.

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    On a side note, I love Burberry's coats. I just wish I could afford one!
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    Some of her stuff is really great looking but I giggled when I got to the Goop Pussy Bow Blouse.

    Is this a UK term? Never heard it in the states for a bow blouse.
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    I thought it was " pussy cat bow" but what do I know, eh?


    And god forbid that she discount any of her used clothing so that the " little people" can afford some luxary!

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