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    Default John Mayer breaks his Twitter fast, OK Magazine grants him a wish

    John Mayer's Wish Granted




    John Mayer was tinkling on his Twitter today and asked for a wish. John wrote, "It would be fun, just once, to catch the cover of a weekly tabloid and see the headline "John Mayer Nails Solo to 'Wheel!'"
    So that prompted OK! Magazine to get on their knees, pull down his chonies and lick that taint by posting John's dream cover on their website. OK! and John will be married next week. OK! will get pregnant the week after. Jennifer Aniston will shoot OK! dead two weeks after that.
    But seriously, John is going to print this shit out, frame it and put it right above his toilet.

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    Mayer respond to the cover

    Credit where it's due: this is hilarious. http://www.okmagazine.com/n...about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry
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    Seriously, he's like an infestation. A one-man infestation. He's just exploded all over the show, and it's fucking annoying.
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    I'm never buying OK magazine again.

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    Ridiculous.Just fuck off,please.
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    Go away already King o' the Douches!!
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    He's never, ever going to shut up, you know.
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    They want him to spill on Jenni.

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    He's so self-absorbed.

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