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    Default Michael Lohan "clears schedule" for Lindsay lohan

    In the midst of her break-up woes with ex Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan's chatty dad Michael Lohan thinks he can help. The supportive papa has even put aside his no doubt numerous commitments to fly to his daughter's aid.

    "Breakups are never pretty and they're never easy. I'm here for Lindsay any time," he tells Extra. "I've cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A. I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime."


    Lilo's definitely going to need a support system in place, especially since Sam's sister Charlotte Ronson and mom Ann Dexter-Jones are looking into getting a restraining order against her to keep her from Sam, as OK! reported last night.

    "At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side," says Michael, taking his chance to get in a dig at his ex-wife at the same time, by adding, "It's about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us. It's time for Lindsay to resurrect her life and career."


    OK! Magazine - First for Celebrity News - Michael Lohan "Clears Schedule" for Lindsay

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    I thought his schedule was:
    1. mooch off lindsay
    2. leak stories about lindsay
    3. badmouth white oprah (not that I blame him for that)
    4. try to extort money from Lindsay
    5. get a paternity test on Ali
    6. buy cocaine
    7. beat up ex brother in law again??
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    He "cleared his schedule"... what, did he have some mesh-shirt fanclub meeting to attend to?


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    Is he taking that picture of himself? Probably to post on Perverts-R-Us.

    Barf.

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    ^^ Oh gosh. That picture! My eyes! My eyes!

    I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime.

    Oh she will, Papa Lohan. No worries. She and Lilo will be doing lines until you get there.

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    GOD DAMNIT PENNY - i'm going to get you for that!
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    My work here is done.

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    That picture actually makes me feel like he is perving at me, through the screen...
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    I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for Lindsay. I mean with parents like that she's bound to be f@cked up for life..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
    He "cleared his schedule"... what, did he have some mesh-shirt fanclub meeting to attend to?

    Act normal and the crowd will accept you. Act deranged and they will make you their leader

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    What schedule??

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    Did you really need to report it to Extra? STFU and just help your child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    That picture actually makes me feel like he is perving at me, through the screen...
    Ahhh, stop it...that's the stuff of nightmares!

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    He can't blow off NA or AA can he? Maybe they can make it a family get together AWWW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightdragon View Post
    oh...my...god...

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